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Abby Morgan (Character)
from "Dawson's Creek" (1998)

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"Dawson's Creek: Uncharted Waters (#2.12)" (1999)
Abby: I play a crucial role in this little circle. I'm the girl everyone loves to hate. I'm the one you can take all your anger and aggression out on. Why you ask? Why can't I be sweet? Because sweet is boring. I don't have family lives like you guys. My parents divorce is boring, my house is boring, there's no drama. So, you know what? I create drama. And I think that's a valid extracurricular activity.

Abby: I make a cancer joke and Joey gets mad, or I make a crazy joke and Andie gets upset, or I make a joke about ho-bags and Jen starts humping the couch.

[the girls are watching a porno video found in Dawson's room]
Abby: You are aware that where this tape begins, Dawson finished.
Andie: Finished what?
Jen: Shaking hands with the unemployed.
Joey: Boxing the bald-headed bishop.
Abby: Test-firing the missile.
Andie: All right, I get your point, guys.

Gail Leery: All right. That's it, Abby. I want you to leave.
Abby: What, you're throwing me out of your own house?
Gail Leery: That's right. I will not tolorate your attitude anymore.
Abby: Mrs. Leery, what kind of journalist are you? Oh yeah, I forgot. The trashy kind that sleeps around! The happily married wife who cheats on her husband for no reason! No wonder all the women in this town say bad things about you behind your back!

"Dawson's Creek: Full Moon Rising (#2.5)" (1998)
Abby Morgan: Look, let's never let a guy come between us again. Men will come and go, but you and I are kindred spirits. We're rebels bound by the common need to break out of this small town abyss.
Jen Lindley: Okay, are you sure you're okay with this whole guy thing?
Abby Morgan: Absolutely.
Jen Lindley: Good, because I've been dying to tell someone. I've got a date with Vincent.
Abby Morgan: You bitch!
Jen Lindley: What?
Abby Morgan: After everything I've done for you, how could you steal him from me?
Jen Lindley: Are you out of your mind? He doesn't even know that you exist, Abby.
[Jen begins to walk away as Abby starts following her]
Abby Morgan: You might want to stop and pick up some condoms. You're in the big leagues now, babe. I mean that guy probally has illegimate kids scattared up and down the eastern seaboard.
Jen Lindley: Shut up, Abby.
Abby Morgan: Yeah, he probally likes it kinky. After all, you are the girl from New York City, right?
Jen Lindley: I'm warning you, back off!
Abby Morgan: Yeah, old Vince probally knows a easy lay when he sees one!
[enraged, Jen suddenly turns and slaps Abby hard across her face, almost knocking her down]
Jen Lindley: Don't you ever talk to me again, EVER!

Abby Morgan: I cannot belive you would hit me. Me! You're best friend!
Jen Lindley: Best friend? Abby, need I remind you that in the past two days, you have called me a bitch, a slut, and a loser.
Abby Morgan: Yeah. But I would never hit you!
Jen Lindley: You're warped! Why don't you just go home?
Abby Morgan: Why? Is the dork from the docks commin' a callin'?
Jen Lindley: Yes, he is.

"Dawson's Creek: Detention (#1.7)" (1998)
Abby: I am so bored.
Pacey: Why don't you get out your ecstasy, Abby and me and you can go down to the boy's locker room and... you know...
Abby: I don't have any left, and even if I did I wouldn't waste it on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Pacey: Aww... you're not gonna let Rudolph join in any of your perverted reindeer games?
Abby: Hey, now that's an idea. We should play a game. C'mon, I'll be your best friend!

"Dawson's Creek: Sex, She Wrote (#2.11)" (1999)
Abby Morgan: [Convinces Chris to help her solve the mystery] I'll let you touch me in bad places.

"Dawson's Creek: The Election (#2.9)" (1998)
Chris Wolfe: I'm gonna go kiss some babes.
Abby: It's babies, you moron.
Chris Wolfe: My way's more fun.