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Ma Flodder (Character)
from Flodder (1986)

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Flodder (1986)
Johnnie: [showing a portrait to Ma Flodder] Mom, must he be taken with us as well?
Ma Flodder: Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.
Johnnie: It was under your bed.
Ma Flodder: Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.
Dochter Kees: [approaches Ma Flodder and looks at the picture] Is that my father?
Ma Flodder: His father, not yours.

Journalist: Could we take a photo?
Ma Flodder: A photo? Of what?
Journalist: Of the whole family? For the newspaper.
Henkie: How much money is that?
Ma Flodder: Yeah... how much is that?
Journalist: About paying, that is...
Henkie: 100 bucks.
Journalist: 100 guilders?
Ma Flodder: No, 100 bucks, otherwise no photo!

Ma Flodder: [throwing rubbish in the bin, but a toy train does not land in the bin but on the floor near the bin. The toy train breaks and something falls out. It seems to be a lot of bank notes held together with an elastic] Now what the heck?
[literally: now get the tuberculosis!]
Ma Flodder: Ma Flodder:
[takes more toy trains out of the bin, drops them on the floor so that they break. More banknotes falling out]
Ma Flodder: Now what the heck is this?
[later in the living room]
Johnnie: What the heck is this?
Ma Flodder: 825.000 guilders!
Johnnie: [amazed] In his little toy trains?
Ma Flodder: A nice piece of inheritance!

Jacques 'Sjakie' van Kooten: [emotional, slightly upset] Deep in their heart, they are... they are very sensitive people!
[On Flodder's old location a lamp falls down and crashes on the floor]
Ma Flodder: [furious] You dirty bitch, can't you look out, damnit?
[hits Toet]
Whisky: [barks] Grrrr
Ma Flodder: [yelling to Whisky] And you, you have to get lost, you shitbag.
[kicks Whisky in the pink car]
Whisky: [howling]

Flodder in Amerika! (1992)
Johnny Flodder: [seeing three black men beating up someone] Quite an unbalance, don't you think?
[the gang stops the beating]
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Check this up, fellows! Who the fuck you think you are, the Partridge Family?
Johnny Flodder: Leave that man alone!
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Who the fuck are you?
Johnny Flodder: I am Johnnie, this is my family and we're from Holland!
[Gang is laughing out loud]
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Well, well, well, you check this out, Johnnie! You don't see fucking Holland again!
Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Yo... where's Holland?
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): It is in the Bronx, don't you know what I think?
Negro gang #2 (with a cap): Cut him, Leroy.
Leroy: Yeah... I wanna cut him.
[gets his knife]
Johnny Flodder: [is faster though, and kicks Leroy on the ground]
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Yeah, get some fuckin' ass!
[gets his baseball club]
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): Let's get them...
[swings but misses]
Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [gets a chain and wants to hit Ma Flodder]
Ma Flodder: [wraps the chain around him, and takes some liquid, and spits in his face]
Negro gang #2 (with a cap): My eyes! I can't see!
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [tries to hit with the club but hits one of his fellows] Fuck!
Toet Flodder, Henkie Flodder: [get a bin, turn it upside down and cover Gang #2 with it, kick him at the legs]
Negro gang #2 (with a cap): [falls]
Johnny Flodder: [hits gang #1]
Negro gang #1 (with a bandana): [gets disoriented and hits Kees's boobs and then falls down]
Ma Flodder: [laughs]