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Ian (Character)
from Venus (2006/I)

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Venus (2006/I)
Maurice: [Maurice is clipping Ian's toenail] Keep still. It's not surgery.
Ian: I don't trust you.
Maurice: [clips the nail] Got it! A palpable hit!
Ian: But where has the little fucker gone?
Maurice: Who cares? It's free now.
Ian: I can't have my home scattered with toenails.
Maurice: Oh, God. I'll have to get my other glasses.
Ian: They're around your fucking neck.
Maurice: Oh. Thank you.
[puts glasses on, begins to search]
Maurice: Where's that bastard toenail? Ha! There's the little fucker!

Ian: How's Valerie?
Maurice: Phoning my continuously with complaints.
Ian: You're her husband.
Maurice: Am I?
Ian: Yeah. You did one of your runners, if you remember.
Maurice: Did I? But I never wanted to be independent.
Ian: I love it.
Maurice: I am about to die and I know nothing about myself.
Ian: You have been loved, though, Maurice. You've been adored.
Maurice: Yes. And so have you, Ian, a little bit. Except you didn't always notice it.

Maurice: No, you can't cling to me like this, Ian, we'll both go down.
Ian: Put me on my feet then, you silly old fool!
Maurice: You're on your feet.
Ian: Oh. Yeah. Well. Thank you.
Maurice: Not at all.
[they begin dancing]

Ian: I love this horrible place. It reminds me of what I wanted to become.

Ian: Her idea of cooking is to stick a plate of virtual sick in the microwave!

Ian: Do I look like a fool? Do I?
[pause]
Ian: Answer me!
Maurice: Don't tempt me. I haven't had my tranquilizer yet.