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: Did you have fun? Natalie Scheffer
: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant. With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced! Joe Scheffer
: "Silly-ass"? Natalie Scheffer
: [on the phone with Joe
] Dad, just tell me something. Is it you don't wanna see me. Or is it you don't want me to see you? Joe
: Yes... Yes to the second one. Natalie Scheffer
] DAD, just please let me come over. Just for a little while... Joe
: It's okay. Everything's all right. I'm just sittin' here drowning my sorrows in a - a quart of Ben and Jerrys Chunky Monkey.
: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I MEAN, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. AND the guy in the play was half naked! Joe
: WHAT? Which half?
: We had a great weekend. Did she tell you about the play? Joe
: Yeah. The actors were naked. Natalie Scheffer
: So were the ushers. Callie
: They were not! Joe
: Callie, Beauty and The Beast is in town. Whats matter with that?
: [gets out of the car after Joe gets punched by Mark
] LEAVE HIM ALONE, DIRTBAG! Joe
: Don't call anybody a dirtbag. Natalie Scheffer
: Daddy, are you okay? You're bleeding. Joe
: I'm good. I just tripped! I'm okay. Let's go...
: Why do I have to spend weekends with them? Can't we just drive by every Saturday and wave? Joe Scheffer
: Your mom's a little eccentric. Think of her as an exotic flower. Natalie Scheffer
: And that made you what? Dirt? Joe Scheffer
: NAT, she's your mom.
: HEY, that guy is an ass-wipe! Joe
: NATALIE... Natalie Scheffer
: Sorry, I meant "ass-guy".
: That's Mark McKinney! He's a seven-year employee. W-what's he doing in the ten-year lot? Natalie Scheffer
: Maybe he's gonna stand around for another three years.
: We gotta get you back to school. Natalie Scheffer
: DAD, I really wanna talk about this! Natalie Scheffer
: You know that big jerk took it easy on you, right? What makes you think he won't kill you this time? HUH? DAD! Joe
: You made your point! Natalie Scheffer
: [watching Joe practice fighting
] OH, my god.
[turns off radio
] Natalie Scheffer
: WHAT ARE YOU, like 12? The guy's gonna hit you back. He's got ARMS! Joe
: What are you doing here? Don't you have school? Natalie Scheffer
: I needed to see you.