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Lance (Character)
from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005)

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"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Sink or Swim (#3.3)" (2007)
Lance: I think that's enough swimming for today.
London Tipton: Well, maybe you could teach me something else... like the "Kiss of Life"!
Lance: Okay. What you do is pinch the nose...
London Tipton: Yeah...
Lance: Tilt the chin back -
London Tipton: Oh, just kiss me, you fool!
[they kiss]

Lance: London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?
London Tipton: Shh! Lower your voice!
Lance: [in a deep voice] London, are you ready for your swimming lesson?


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Rumors (#1.15)" (2005)
Lance: [talking to Maddie] You have a dark side. I like it.

Maddie: So, where's the training dummy?
Lance: You're looking at him.
Maddie: I mean the dummy I'm supposed to practice on.
Lance: You're looking at him.


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Band in Boston (#1.9)" (2005)
Lance: Water spilled all on our instrument and like now they're like wet and don't work. I thought water was good but I quess it has a dark side.


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: The Arwin That Came to Dinner (#3.8)" (2007)
Lance: [breaking up with London] I'm sorry, London. I hope we can still be friends.
[London throws a vase at him]
Lance: [dodging the vase] Apparently not...


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Back in the Game (#2.35)" (2007)
Lance: Sorry I'm late. Some kid threw up in the hot tub... kinda hard to pick up the chunks when they're all swirling around like that...