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: Barbara, the only reason I broke up with you was because I thought you and Sergei were going to move back to Russia and raise llamas. Barbara Brownstein
: I'm not interested in Sergei. Plus, the real money is in alpacas.
: I'd do anything for you. That's why I learned Yiddish. You're my "latke". Barbara Brownstein
: I'm a potato pancake? Cody Martin
: Oh. I guess I need to study some more. I was going to say that you're my true love. Barbara Brownstein
: Close enough.
: You have nothing to fear from a man who only seeks to adore you. Barbara Brownstein
: Oh, that is sweet. And if you try to try to go too far, I have a black belt in karate and can snap your arm like a twig.
[explaining who's in charge of which department of the school newspaper
] Cody Martin
: Wally's our weather guy, Barbara's our investigative reporter, Alexis is our copy girl, Vance is our photographer, and the lovely Janice and Jessica are doing Health and Beauty. Janice
: I'm doing health. Jessica
: I thought I was doing health. Janice
: You're doing beauty. Jessica
: Yes, but I'd rather be healthy than beautiful. Janice
: But I'm really healthy. Jessica
: But I'm really, really healthy. Barbara Brownstein
: And I'm, really, really glad you're not triplets.
: You know when we get to high school, I'm taking five AP classes! Cody Martin
: I'm taking six!
[Barbara stomps on Cody's foot, only to hurt herself
] Cody Martin
: Steel-toe boots!
[dances away with glee