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Dirk (Character)
from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005)

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"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Twins at the Tipton (#2.11)" (2006)
Dirk: We're fraternal twins.
London Tipton: No you're not.You guys don't look anything alike.
Dirk: That's what fraternal means.
London Tipton: Wow you are the smart one!

London Tipton: Ok, so Kirk and I sit here and you guys sit way over there!
[London pushes Maddie and Dirk to the other side of the table]
Maddie Fitzpatrick: So Dirk, do you uh have any hobbies?
Dirk: Taxedermy! I like to stuff dead things!
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Who... doesn't...?

Dirk: Did you know that it takes six bags of fertilizer to grow one bag of potatoes?
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Can we talk about something that doesn't make me... oh I don't know... Gag?