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Kurt (Character)
from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005)

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"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: A Tale of Two Houses (#3.15)" (2007)
Kurt: Well, boys, you better do your homework. It's a school night.
Zack Martin: Mom always lets us watch "Wrestle Smackathon".
Kurt: Oh, really? Cause on the "Don't" list,
[picks up the list provided by Carey and reads it]
Kurt: "Don't let them convince you I let them watch 'Wrestle Smackathon' before they do their homework".

Kurt: [to Zack and Cody, before playing a Viking at the theatre] You are so grounded, I'm going to spend the entire second act thinking of punishments that a Viking would find cruel!

Abby: [After Kurt walks in dressed as a Viking] Why is there a Viking in your apartment?
Zack Martin: Er... we ordered German take-out?
Kurt: First of all, Vikings are from Scandinavia. And second of all, I'm their father.


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Dad's Back (#1.20)" (2005)
Carey: Look, tell me he's okay and he doesn't have any tattoos.
Kurt: He's okay. And it says "Mom."
[Kurt and Zack chuckle]
Kurt: Oh, come on. Have a sense of humor.
Carey: I married you, didn't I?
Kurt: Oh, yeah. There it is.

Kurt: Look, I know you're mad.
Carey: Oh, I'm not mad. I was mad when you sold our to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you brought home the wrong twins from the school playground.
Kurt: It was an honest mistake.
Carey: They were girls!


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Graduation (#3.1)" (2007)
Kurt: [looking at the picture of the girl in the bikini] Whoa, she's hot.
[Carey gives him a look]
Kurt: Cause she's at the beach... where it's hot, which is why she's in a bikini!

Zack Martin: I don't deserve this.
Carey Martin: Sure you do, honey. We are all so proud of you.
Zack Martin: But...
Kurt: Yeah pal, you made us so proud.
Zack Martin: No, I didn't! Cause I didn't graduate!
[everyone gasps]
Mr. Moseby: [sarcastic tone] There's a shock.


"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Christmas at the Tipton (#1.21)" (2005)
Joe: Who is helping my wife give birth?
Mr. Moseby: Oh, just a couple of twelve year old boys.
Carey Martin: But don't worry one of them is really smart.
Kurt: Yeah, and the other one watches alot of medical shows.