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: Well, boys, you better do your homework. It's a school night. Zack Martin
: Mom always lets us watch "Wrestle Smackathon". Kurt
: Oh, really? Cause on the "Don't" list,
[picks up the list provided by Carey and reads it
: "Don't let them convince you I let them watch 'Wrestle Smackathon' before they do their homework".
: [to Zack and Cody, before playing a Viking at the theatre
] You are so grounded, I'm going to spend the entire second act thinking of punishments that a Viking would find cruel!
: [After Kurt walks in dressed as a Viking
] Why is there a Viking in your apartment? Zack Martin
: Er... we ordered German take-out? Kurt
: First of all, Vikings are from Scandinavia. And second of all, I'm their father.
: Look, tell me he's okay and he doesn't have any tattoos. Kurt
: He's okay. And it says "Mom."
[Kurt and Zack chuckle
: Oh, come on. Have a sense of humor. Carey
: I married you, didn't I? Kurt
: Oh, yeah. There it is.
: Look, I know you're mad. Carey
: Oh, I'm not mad. I was mad when you sold our to buy a new guitar. I was mad when you brought home the wrong twins from the school playground. Kurt
: It was an honest mistake. Carey
: They were girls!
: [looking at the picture of the girl in the bikini
] Whoa, she's hot.
[Carey gives him a look
: Cause she's at the beach... where it's hot, which is why she's in a bikini!
: I don't deserve this. Carey Martin
: Sure you do, honey. We are all so proud of you. Zack Martin
: But... Kurt
: Yeah pal, you made us so proud. Zack Martin
: No, I didn't! Cause I didn't graduate!
] Mr. Moseby
: [sarcastic tone
] There's a shock.
: Who is helping my wife give birth? Mr. Moseby
: Oh, just a couple of twelve year old boys. Carey Martin
: But don't worry one of them is really smart. Kurt
: Yeah, and the other one watches alot of medical shows.