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Max (Character)
from "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" (2005)

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"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Footloser (#1.7)" (2005)
Max: Zack, would you like to be my partner?
Zack Martin: Sure. I'd love to be on TV, and I also have the face for it.
Cody Martin: I have the same face!
Zack Martin: Yeah, but your face can't dance.

Cody Martin: Hey, Max!
Max: Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?
Zack Martin: I'm Zack! Hey, there, sweet thang!
Max: He hurt himself, didn't he?
Cody Martin: Yep.

Cody Martin: I call it trip-hop.
Max: I call it last place!

Cody Martin: [after a dance move gone bad] I call it trip-hop.
Max: I call it last place!

"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Kisses and Basketball (#1.22)" (2006)
Zack Martin: [Zack and Max both reach for a piece of cake at the same time and their hands touch. They both jerk their hands back immediately] I'm not hungry!
Max: Me neither!
Carey: Huh... Wonder what's wrong with them?
Arwin: Isn't it obvious?
[Leans in closer toward Carey]
Arwin: They're not hungry!

Patrick: Tonight's special is chicken fingers. They come with curly fries, and a free ice cream shaped like a clown.
Max: Is it modeled after you?

Arwin: OK, we're only down by five and we haven't been playing our best.
Max: Zack.
Arwin: I don't want to single anyone out.
Max: Zack.
Arwin: And we need to get our heads in the game.
Max: Right, Zack?

"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Band in Boston (#1.9)" (2005)
Zack Martin: What rhymes with orange?
Max: Nothing! Everyone knows nothing rhymes with orange!
Tapeworm: Oh yea what about... phnaorange
Max: Thank you, Dr.Suess.

Tapeworm: [opens the closet to see that Zack and Cody are gone] Oh, no, there gone! They've been sucked into a black hole and are hurdling through time and space.
Max: Or they crawled through that vent.
Tapeworm: Now let's not get carried away.

"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Hotel Hangout (#1.1)" (2005)
Cody Martin: What kind of name is Tapeworm?
Max: The kind you get when you eat 20 hotdogs in 2 minutes!
Cody Martin: Wow! Beats my record!
Zack Martin: By 18

Zack Martin: Mom, what are you doing?
Carey Martin: Apparently I'm embarassing myself in fron of you're new friends. You made friends!
Max: Maybe...

"The Suite Life of Zack and Cody: Election (#2.7)" (2006)
Cody Martin: [talking about a school election] I thought you were voting for me!
Max: I was... but Zack promised I could be an ambassador.
Cody Martin: An ambassador to what?
Max: Who cares? I get a jacket!