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: My legs are sweatin', momma.
: You a real cowboy? Bud
: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is? Sissy
: Know how to do 2-step? Bud
: You bet. Sissy
: Wanna prove it?
: I got a thumb, I got a middle finger!
: What happened to your face? Sissy
: Got hit.
: Now, you gotta learn something - there are just certain things a girl cain't do. Sissy
: Name one. Marshall
: I can name serval, pissin' on the side of a wall, gettn laid while your pants are still on... Sissy
: Why would you want to?
: Uncle Bob wanted you to be happy. Are you happy? Bud
: Yep, yes I am. You? Sissy
: Yep, I finally got what I wanted. I got a real cowboy. Bud
: And I got what I wanted. I finally got myself a real lady. Pam
: Bud, the family car's waiting. Bud
: The family car's waiting.
: I brought ya some coffee. Bud
: Get me a beer. Sissy
: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work - Bud
: JUST GET ME A BEER! Sissy