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Quotes for
Sarah Johnson (Character)
from Peter's Friends (1992)

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Peter's Friends (1992)
Sarah: It could have been worse.
Andrew: Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.

Sarah: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic.
Andrew: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.

Sarah: You'll probably be stuck with that Joan Collins impersonator for the rest of your life!
Andrew: You're talking about the woman I almost love.
Sarah: God, I've never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?

[Carol, Maggie, Peter and Andrew are listening to the squeaking from upstairs, which they presume is Sarah and Brian, when Sarah arrives in the kitchen]
Sarah: Hi, guys.
[the others turn to face Sarah]
Peter: Now, that's what I call an extremely long dick.
Andrew: Well, if it isn't Sarah, is it us?
Maggie: It can only be Roger and Mary!
Peter: I assume they must have resolved their differences last night.
Andrew: [telephone rings] This is the acid test
[Squeaking stops for a few seconds, before resuming]
Andrew: Darlings!
Peter: Well, if you'll excuse me, I better go!

Sarah: We can't all have our lives figured out as well as you do.
Andrew: I didn't say I had my life figured out, I said I had YOUR life figured out, love.

Andrew: I was just sitting here trying to work out *exactly* how I ruined my life.
Sarah: You think you're in trouble? I just tried to fuck a six-year-old.
Andrew: [laughs] You know, it's like - kindergarten, school, university, Black Hole.
Sarah: It's not that bad.
Andrew: Oh, yes, it is. In fact, it's SLIGHTLY worse than that.

Andrew: It's New Year's fucking Eve! Even the pope has a drink on New Year's Eve.
Sarah: The pope doesn't get unpleasant.
Andrew: Am I unpleasant anyone?

Sarah: [Sarah is telling Peter about catching Maggie with Paul] There they are, in bed, together!
Peter: With Maggie on top?
Sarah: Like she was in a rodeo!