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: It could have been worse. Andrew
: Yes, Sarah. It could have been worse. They could have attached electrodes to our genitals.
: I'm disappointed in you. You used to be so romantic. Andrew
: Yeah, well now I'm rheumatic.
: You'll probably be stuck with that Joan Collins impersonator for the rest of your life! Andrew
: You're talking about the woman I almost love. Sarah
: God, I've never seen anyone wear more makeup! How does she take it off? With a chisel?
[Carol, Maggie, Peter and Andrew are listening to the squeaking from upstairs, which they presume is Sarah and Brian, when Sarah arrives in the kitchen
: Hi, guys.
[the others turn to face Sarah
: Now, that's what I call an extremely long dick. Andrew
: Well, if it isn't Sarah, is it us? Maggie
: It can only be Roger and Mary! Peter
: I assume they must have resolved their differences last night. Andrew
: [telephone rings
] This is the acid test
[Squeaking stops for a few seconds, before resuming
: Darlings! Peter
: Well, if you'll excuse me, I better go!
: We can't all have our lives figured out as well as you do. Andrew
: I didn't say I had my life figured out, I said I had YOUR life figured out, love.
: I was just sitting here trying to work out *exactly* how I ruined my life. Sarah
: You think you're in trouble? I just tried to fuck a six-year-old. Andrew
] You know, it's like - kindergarten, school, university, Black Hole. Sarah
: It's not that bad. Andrew
: Oh, yes, it is. In fact, it's SLIGHTLY worse than that.
: It's New Year's fucking Eve! Even the pope has a drink on New Year's Eve. Sarah
: The pope doesn't get unpleasant. Andrew
: Am I unpleasant anyone?
: [Sarah is telling Peter about catching Maggie with Paul
] There they are, in bed, together! Peter
: With Maggie on top? Sarah
: Like she was in a rodeo!