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Fern (Character)
from 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)
Ernie: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon.
Tommy Spinelli: Keep fucking driving.
Fern: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?

Tommy Spinelli: I thought I told that little son of a bitch to stay put!
Fern: So who are you? God? Why the hell should he listen to you?

Tommy Spinelli: Where's Charlie?
Fern: Who are you?
Tommy Spinelli: I asked you a question, where the fuck is Charlie?
Fern: And I asked you a question, who the *fuck* are you?

Laurie: Nana, they tortured him.
Fern: So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: A little electricity on his dillywhacker.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: Cat piss.

Annette: [goes to back of van to lie down and sees head] Oh my God! AAH! AHH! Another head! Oh my God! Help! Help!
Tommy Spinelli: Lady, lady, shut up!
Annette: I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads! AAAAA!
Tommy Spinelli: Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case.
Fern: Is that supposed to be a JOKE? Killer humor?
Annette: Looked like this guy I dated in high school, this Hugo... Hugo Porto. Eww.
[Head was actually the head of Hugo Porto]