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: Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head? Ernie
: Steve... Steve
: Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're _way_ ahead of me! Ernie
: Steve! Enough! Steve
: Hey, don't bite my head off, alright! Ernie
: That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys. Annette
: Me, too. Charlie
: Hey, Steve; GET A GRIP. Go to sleep. Steve
: Or what? You'll have my head?
: You hid those heads in our room then pinned them on my Dick!
[referring to husband, Dick Bennett
: Nana, they tortured him. Fern
: So what? A little castor oil down his gullet. Annette
: Uh! Fern
: A little electricity on his dillywhacker. Annette
: Uh! Fern
: Cat piss.
: [Tommy had just thrown Fern out of the van and off a cliff
] Oh my God. I don't believe it. I thought the old battle ax would never die.
: [goes to back of van to lie down and sees head
] Oh my God! AAH! AHH! Another head! Oh my God! Help! Help! Tommy Spinelli
: Lady, lady, shut up! Annette
: I can't stand it! I'm losing my mind! Everywhere I look, there are heads! AAAAA! Tommy Spinelli
: Shut up lady, Jesus Christ! You're not the only person on the planet with problems, OK? Shut it! Jesus, what a head case. Fern
: Is that supposed to be a JOKE? Killer humor? Annette
: Looked like this guy I dated in high school, this Hugo... Hugo Porto. Eww.
[Head was actually the head of Hugo Porto