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: Alright, grab all the heads. Just leave the top one. Ernie
: Why? Tommy Spinelli
: Because the top one doesn't look like anybody and Big Sep will never buy it. Now come on. Steve
: Wait a minute. I sawed off this head and you're not even gonna use it? Ernie
: Steve, chill. Steve
: No, you chill. I spent alot of time on this head. Don't you think you could have at least told me this before I cut it off?
[Tommy slaps him in back of the head
: Ooh. I saw that coming. Tommy Spinelli
: Don't ever fuck with a guy looking for heads.
: Heads up! Stop a-head. Anybody need to use the head? Ernie
: Steve... Steve
: Oh, don't let it go to your head. Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're _way_ ahead of me! Ernie
: Steve! Enough! Steve
: Hey, don't bite my head off, alright! Ernie
: That's it. I'm sleeping outside, guys. Annette
: Me, too. Charlie
: Hey, Steve; GET A GRIP. Go to sleep. Steve
: Or what? You'll have my head?
: Tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up.
[Hangs up phone
] Tommy Spinelli
: Yeah... SHIT!
: I think we better pull over, 'cause we need some gas soon. Tommy Spinelli
: Keep fucking driving. Fern
: Didn't I tell you to watch your fucking language?
: This is like grave robbing - grave robbing. Or worse. Ernie
: I don't see any graves. Do you see any graves? Tommy Spinelli
: [Cocks gun
] There's going to be two fresh ones right now if you don't start looking for heads. Come on.
: Okay, let's review: you've got a Hugo, a Little Joey, a Frank, a bad Stu... Tommy Spinelli
: No, bad Frank. Ernie
: That's what I said. Tommy Spinelli
: No you didn't. You said bad Stu. Stu was just so-so. Ernie
: No, sir, I said a so-so Stu. Tommy Spinelli
: You did not. You said bad Stu! Ernie
: Yes I did and everybody heard! I said a so-so Stu! Tommy Spinelli
: You said bad Stu! Ernie
: I know the names and you don't...
: Would you two stop it, goddammit! These are not baseball cards we're talking about here. These are heads! Human beings' heads!
: This university has the largest cryonics facility in the country. They've got hundreds of frozen heads. Tommy Spinelli
: Why do they got hundreds of frozen heads? Ernie
] I think for, uh, situations like this. Tommy Spinelli
: Hey don't be a little smart ass, you! Ernie
: Look, they have them because people feel that maybe in a couple hundred years, we can bring them back to life, clone them a nice, healthy body. Tommy Spinelli
: Are you jerking me around? Ernie
: What? Oh my God. You just put welts and bruises over 90% of my body and now you're talking about having me help you decapitate some professor. WOULD I BE JERKING YOU AROUND?
: Are you telling us that you're gonna find a replacement for the head Charlie lost? Tommy Spinelli
: [looking through a year book
] Yeah. We got some time to kill before we go to the airport. Steve
: But these are human beings. Innocent people. You can't just kill innocent people because they look like somebody else. Tommy Spinelli
: Let me tell you something, college boy, nobody is innocent. Now who is he? Steve
: He's my anatomy professor. He almost flunked me. Tommy Spinelli
: Good. Here's your chance to get even with the prick. Get me his address. Steve
: [roasting the coyote that ran away with a head
] This doggy wont be doin' any more running away, I got him trained