Laurie Bennett
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Laurie Bennett (Character)
from 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)

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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)
[Laurie hides in the closet]
Charlie: Laurie, you're not in the hallway. You're in the closet.
Laurie: Don't you think I realize that? I'm not coming out!
Charlie: Laurie.
Laurie: I'm not!
Charlie: You have to come out.
Laurie: No.
Charlie: The bodies are in there.
[Laurie runs out screaming]
Charlie: I was just kidding!

Laurie: Nana, they tortured him.
Fern: So what? A little castor oil down his gullet.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: A little electricity on his dillywhacker.
Annette: Uh!
Fern: Cat piss.

Laurie: Charlie, I've got it: Fed Ex! Fed Ex them to Steve.
Charlie: We're in Mexico, Laurie. There is no Fed Ex.
Laurie: Well Mex Ex them. I don't care.

Laurie: Let's call the police.
Charlie: No! We're in Mexico, Laurie. A third world country. You don't just call the police in a third world country and tell them you found eight human heads in your luggage.
Laurie: Why not?
Charlie: Because they have no laws here. They'll turn me into a taco.