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: Kids, at age 12, I weighed 319 pounds. I had bad skin, low self-esteem, and no self-respect. Now, I eat success for breakfast, with skim milk. Nicholas
: [gets a sour look on his face
: You've been a good guard, Nicholas. Fair and strong. I want to reward you with this chocolate kiss.
[holds out the fake candy to Nicholas
: Throw it over! Tony Perkis
: Then it would smoosh... we wouldn't want that. Tony Perkis
: [Nicholas goes to grab the candy and Tony puts him in a headlock
] Looks like London Bridge is falling down!
: [Passes Gas directly into Gerry's Face
] Oh, my. I didn't mean to. Gerry
: Just go!
: [beating Camp MVP in naming 5 American Vice Presidents
] You Americans have NO sense of history.