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: I begged you to throw out the farm coat freshman year, I mean, you've lost both of us a lot of dates with that that thing on! You've had it since, birth, OK, so do me a favor and let's not pretend that the jacket and the, ahh, weight and the Bon Jovi hair are no big deal. Because when it comes to routine, you used to be like Mister goddamn Rogers!
: I may have a big mouth, but at least I keep it to myself.
: I just hope the next time we pass each other, I recognize who the hell you are.
: It's not funny. Phillip
: Yes, it is. I mean, it's not that funny that wives get beat up, but the fact that you look like one, that I find hilarious!
: You're sick. Phillip
: Somewhat, yeah. But I'm nice-looking... which makes up for a lot.