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Pig (Character)
from Barnyard (2006)

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"Back at the Barnyard: Cowman and Ratboy/Cow's Best Friend (#1.2)" (2007)
Pig the Pig: Psst, I'm not wearing any pants.
Otis the Cow: What's that code for?
Pig the Pig: That wasn't a code. I just felt like sharing.

Pig the Pig: Hey? Who's there?
Otis the Cow: Your worst nightmare.
Pip the Mouse: And Ratboy!

Barnyard (2006)
Pig the Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke the Dog: Oh, that's very profound, 'Insight Man'.
Pig the Pig: Well excuse me for being a pig!

Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?
Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...
Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!
Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck the Rooster: Cake?
Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...
Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!
Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]
Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.

"Back at the Barnyard: Hypno-a-Go-Go/Fowl Play (#1.5)" (2007)
Otis the Cow: I don't buy it. There's no way Freddy ate Peck. Come on, let's go solve the case of the apparently eaten rooster.
Pig the Pig: I don't know, Otis. That's really going to cut into my mud-wallowing time.
Otis the Cow: I'll bring snacks.
Pig the Pig: I'm in!

Otis the Cow: [calling to Peck and Freddy] Guys, where are you? Pig is going to eat your breakfast!
Pig the Pig: Um, yeah, see.
Otis the Cow: Pig ate your breakfast!