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Pip (Character)
from Barnyard (2006)

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"Back at the Barnyard: Cowman and Ratboy/Cow's Best Friend (#1.2)" (2007)
Otis the Cow: I am Cowman!
Pip the Mouse: And I am Ratboy!

Pig the Pig: Hey? Who's there?
Otis the Cow: Your worst nightmare.
Pip the Mouse: And Ratboy!

Duke the Dog: [after Otis knocks Duke out of the way of a falling amplifier] Otis, you saved my life!
Pip the Mouse: Not to mention the rental fee on that amp.

Barnyard (2006)
Pip the Mouse: I got a pulse. Wheeee!

Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?
Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...
Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!
Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck the Rooster: Cake?
Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...
Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!
Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]
Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.

"Back at the Barnyard: Escape from the Barnyard/The Good, the Bad, the Snotty (#1.1)" (2007)
Duke the Dog: [whining and punching on a post] No, I don't wanna get eaten, I'm too young! Too young!
Pip the Mouse: Dude, you're a dog, the farmer won't eat you.
Duke the Dog: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low fat chips and a cherry cola?

Otis the Cow: [Whispering] Whatever you do, do not eat the...
[everyone runs and eats Snotty Boy's mini pizzas]
Otis the Cow: All right. I guess they're all right.
Snotty Boy: I hope you like them. I made them with love... and flaming hot chili sauce!
[all animals start flipping out]
Pip the Mouse: [Completely calm] Man, you guys are lightweights.

"Back at the Barnyard: Hypno-a-Go-Go/Fowl Play (#1.5)" (2007)
Freddy the Ferret: [about eating Peck] What? That's sick. I'm deeply offended!
[coughs up one of Peck's feathers]
Pip the Mouse: Oh my gosh!
Abby the Cow: Freddy, how could you?

"Back at the Barnyard: Lights! Camera! Moo!/Animal Farmers (#1.7)" (2008)
Bessy the Cow: No one but the farmer is clamping any electric doohickeys to my milk-giving areas!
Otis the Cow: Here, let me demonstrate.
Otis the Cow: Attaching udder to the milk machine: I've seen the farmer do this like a hundred times! Turn it on Turn it on!
Pip the Mouse: Ok you're the boss. Turn on machine.
Otis the Cow: The machine starts sucking milk: Oh it's quite pleasant, actually it's like a gentle tug ha ha ha.
Otis the Cow: Ok, slightly less gentle now.
Otis the Cow: Machine starts sucking hard: ! My udders are on fire!
Otis the Cow: Turn it off!
Bessy the Cow: Machine turns off: Ha Ha Ha, that is one funny milking machine...