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[Jack McDermott sits nude in his room and drinks red wine
] Jack McDermott
: This is the body and blood of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. And a damned fine Beaujolais!
: I don't want him next to me. He smells like tuna fish.
: I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before Me. Out of my way, asshole.
[Their van is being towed
: Stop! Who dares to tow the van of the living Christ? Driver
: The city of New York, Tarzan! $50 for the violation, $75 for the tow and $20 a day for storage. Jack
] Father, forgive us for we have sinned! We parked our car in a forbidden zone!
: What about dinner? Who's gonna get us our dinner? Billy
: "Who's gonna get us our..." aren't you the same guy who changed water into wine? Huh? J.C.? Ain't the son of God good for a burger in his town? You get us something! Jack McDermott
: That's not funny. You're a very disturbed young man. Billy
: Man you don't know how disturbed I am.
: [Begins to undress
] We are all naked in the eyes of the lord. Henry
: STOP! This man is clinically insane! He is presently undergoing treatment at Cedarbrook Hospital under my supervision!
: Great! Breakfast. I'm starved. Henry
: That's not ours. That's Ed's. Jack
: Did Ed make the sun shine? Did Ed make the wheat grow? Henry
: I don't know the man.
: I fear my doctor may have been seized by the Romans!
: Hey guys, time for a hug? Jack
: I don't think so. Billy
: Maybe after the game. Albert
: Play ball!
: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being. Jack McDermott
: Stay out of my psychosis! Now get your ass in that van.
[They are under a large cardboard box in the rain
: I think we should review our goals. Billy
: Review our goals. Wacko, we gotta find the doctor. Henry
: Who put you in charge? I'm in charge here. Jack
: Read the New Testament, Sparky. You'll find out who's in charge. Billy
: Get outta the way!
[They bump a pedestrian
: Albert, you step on my foot one more time, I'm gonna kill ya! Albert
: Kill the ump! Jack
: Why does a grown man have to smell like tuna fish?
: [Pointing to his gun
] I'll use this. Jack
: I have died and been reborn. I can do it again, buster.
: We gotta come up with $165, get the van and pull Weitzman out of the hospital before those two goddamn cops come back. Now how's that for a goal? Jack
: Us? But we're crazy. Billy
: Yeah? Well we better get sane real goddamn fast.
: You told me you played for the New York Rangers. Billy
: Are you saying I didn't? Dr. Weitzman
: Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either. Billy
: That guy had no right to be an NHL referee! Dr. Weitzman
: Although it did get you into our little group, didn't it?
: I was pulling down a hundred big ones a year while you and Satan were chasing Daryl Hannah!
: You two should be cast into the outer darkness. The rec hall will look pretty damn good from the bowels of Hell. Billy
: I got news for you. You're gonna be the first Supreme Being EVER TO MAKE A LICENSE PLATE!
: Hey Murray, congratulations. Benson called while I was in there. You got the Natachi account. Murray
: We got it? Really, we got it?
[Dances and shouts
: We got the Natachi account! We got the Natachi account. Jack
: Hey Murray, just kidding! Wah wah wah wah.
: I drove the moneylenders from the temple. I can handle a ten-spot.
: Let me hold the gun. Henry
: No. Jack
: I let you sit in the front seat!
: [referring to Jack
] We're looking for something casual for the Son of God. Bernie
: How much does the Supreme Being wanna spend? Jack
: How about a nice Harris tweed with a blue Oxford button-down and maybe a nice Countess Mara tie, eh, sport? Billy
: [to the guys
] Look, why don't you guys browse around for a while.
[They just stand there
: Dr. Newald's going to be very, very, very upset. I'm going to have to make a full report. Jack McDermott
: You're a sick man. It's a sickness of the soul.
[flips Henry the finger
] Jack McDermott
: Put *this* in your report! Albert
: Foul ball!