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: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy. Frank Wheeler
: Where? V
: Her heart.
: [brings Tom into the kitchen where V is on the phone
] Look, Dad... it's a girl! What do you say? Tom
] Thank you?
: [V agrees to flash the boys, but Frank covers his eyes
] What's the matter? Frank Wheeler
: I can't do this. I want to be a gentleman. V
: [noticing the candy he is eating
] Doesn't a gentleman bring enough for everybody?
: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
: I need a hundred bucks or I'm gonna get slapped, you think you can do that? Frank Wheeler
: Here, take it. V
: Where'd you get all this money? Frank Wheeler
: My friends and I want to see a naked lady. V
: How much of a naked lady? Frank Wheeler
: As much as a hundred dollars will buy.
: My mother died before I was born. V
: I don't think that's possible. Frank Wheeler
: Okay she had me first and then she died right after.