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: You dropped your candy bar, E.J. E.J.
: It's his. Rudy
: It's yours now. E.J.
: Rudy! Rudy
: Eat. E.J.
: Rudy, I'm not gonna... Rudy
: Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.
: Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? K-Mart?
: Rudy find some silver bullets. Rudy
: Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets? Sean
: I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road. Horace
: What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"
: Rudy, where you going? Rudy
: [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow
] I'm in the goddamn club aren't I ?
: See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf.
[At the treehouse the squad does a team huddle with their hands. Pete, the dog, lifts its paw on top
: How does that dog get up here anyway?
: [after ridding the mummy
] See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!
: Rudy. Question. Rudy
: Shoot. Sean
: Know any virgins? Rudy
: [spit take
: I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead! Rudy
: So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body? Sean
: No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe Rudy
: Yeah but if they shot him? Sean
: It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight. Eugene
: Mummy came in my house! Sean
: Guys, Dracula might be here too. Patrick
: Oh man, Fat Kid farted! Horace
: Did not! Sean
: God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!
: Don't kick the church, it's religious! Rudy
: Locked is what it is! Sean
: Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here. Horace
: Oh REAL religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?