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Maxwell (Character)
from A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy (1982)
Maxwell: Andrew, are you all right?
Andrew: Maxwell, I think I fractured my last remaining nose
Maxwell: You shouldn't fly. You're a mammal.
Andrew, Maxwell: Thank you, Maxwell. A doctor with a license is no smarter.
Maxwell: He never tires of insulting me, but when he's sick...
Andrew: Yeah? Who overcharges me?
Maxwell: But you always get well, don't you, Andrew?
Andrew: I would get well anyhow, Maxwell, even without the leeches.

Maxwell: I'm a doctor and I believe in the spirit world.
Andrew: Oh, you have to, Maxwell, that's where all your patients end up.

Maxwell: I never felt like this. The moment I smelled her I loved her.
Andrew: Well, smell someone else. She's taken.

Ariel: I don't love you.
Maxwell: Because you don't know me. Give me ten minutes, ten lousy minutes.