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: Why don't you tell us what's involved in the procedure. Tim Taylor
: Yeah, I'm dying to hear this. Dr. Kaplan
: Well, the morning of your appointment you'd have to shave in the area where I'll be making the incisions. Tim Taylor
: [pointing at his crotch
] Shave? Here? Dr. Kaplan
: It's just a routine procedure. Tim Taylor
: Not in my house it's not! What do you think, I wake up in the morning, brush my teeth, comb my hair, and shave Ping and Pong? Jill Taylor
: Well, you could go to a barber but it might be a little awkward. Dr. Kaplan
: The first thing I do is give you a shot that's a local. Tim Taylor
: Local like here in Detroit? Dr. Kaplan
: No local like here in your scrotum. Tim Taylor
: Oh boy. Dr. Kaplan
: That does sting for a few seconds. Tim Taylor
: You think? Dr. Kaplan
: Then I make two small cuts and simply divide and tie up the tubes. The discomfort is really very minimal. Tim Taylor
: Yeah, why don't you tell that to the boys in the basement! Dr. Kaplan
: You'll be back to normal in a few days. The only restriction at all is that you won't be able to drive home that day. Tim Taylor
: What? I can't drive? Forget about it.
] Jill Taylor
: [gets up
] Now, what do you mean "forget about it?" Tim Taylor
: [gets his jacket
] Honey, honestly I was really into it up till that point. The driving thing, that iced it.
[opens the door
] Jill Taylor
: It's just one day! Tim Taylor
: Look, it's bad enough to separate a man from his sperm, but to separate a man from his car - that's inhuman!