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: If that gun had gone off, it'd of blowed right up in my face. Jason McCullough
: Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of good either, would it? What can I do for you, Mr. Danby?
: Well, it seems Joe murdered a man this afternoon. Pa Danby
: The way I hear'd it, he killed a man in a fair gunfight. Jason McCullough
: I was standing right there. Pa Danby
: You was standin' right where? Jason McCullough
: In the saloon when Joe killed him. Pa Danby
: Well, now that was real smart of him, weren't it? Jason McCullough
: I've been around Joe all afternoon and I haven't seen him do one smart thing yet.
: Pa, you been touchin' up your hair again? Pa Danby
: Whadda ya mean, AGAIN? Tom Danby
: Nothin'. It just looks better in spots, that's all. Pa Danby
: Whadda ya mean, SPOTS?
: There's always some tramp that's good with a gun that can be hired. Luke Danby
: Yeah, but you always said that the Danbys fight their own battles. Pa Danby
: Well, maybe I was talkin' 'bout another branch of the family.
: Pa, you always told me there wasn't a jail been built that could hold a Danby. Pa Danby
: Well, now they've built one! Joe Danby
: Aww. Pa Danby
: You'll have to stay here for a couple of days. Joe Danby
: But we run this town. Pa Danby
: I gotta throw in with that sheriff that you don't exactly dazzle nobody with your intelligence.
[Jake comes in the sheriff's office
] Pa Danby
: What's he supposed to be? Jason McCullough
: Well, that's my deputy. Pa Danby
: Why last week he was shovelin' horse... he was workin' in the stable. Jason McCullough
: Well, he's been promoted.
: Now I'm gonna take a little trip tomorrow and I want you two to behave yourselves while I'm gone. I don't want nobody to make no martyr out of this here sheriff. Tom Danby
: What's a martyr? Pa Danby
: Oh, I'm sorry. They didn't use words like that in the third grade, did they? Tom Danby
: Well, how would I know? I didn't get that far.
[Pa Danby has just come from a meeting where Jason McCullough stumped him by sticking his finger in the barrel of Pa's pistol
] Tom Danby
: He stuck his finger in the end of your *what?* Pa Danby
: Will you shut up? Everybody'll be lookin'!