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: You'll learn. Did you read Martha O'Dell's column on Tuesday? Suzanne
: Yes. Danny Tripp
: Do you agree it's terrible that she sourced an anonymous web post to support her point? Suzanne
: I liked the piece. Danny Tripp
: Never disagree with me. Suzanne
: It made me sick.
: Took a lot of convincing, but Suzanne's agreed to be your assistant. Matt Albie
: Yeah? Suzanne
: If you'll take me. Matt Albie
: I'll take the hell outta ya. Suzanne
: Is there a way you'd like me to dress? Matt Albie
: Sure, but I have to wake up for school now. Danny Tripp
: Tell Karen to draw you two hundred dollars from petty cash and buy some nice work clothes. Suzanne
: Two hundred dollars? Danny Tripp
: It's on us. Suzanne
: Am I working for Matt in 1963?
: You both need to get B-12 shots from the nurse. Matt Albie
: I've had mine and Danny can't have one. Danny Tripp
: Why not? Matt Albie
: Memo said you can't have the shot if you're pregnant. Danny Tripp
: Yeah. Matt Albie
: Seriously, it can be dangerous if you're pregnant. Danny Tripp
: I'm not pregnant. Matt Albie
: Have you checked? You're been pretty hormonal. Danny Tripp
: It's testosterone. Matt Albie
: It's Estrogen. Suzanne, why don't you get Danny one of those little kits - you probably keep a bunch in your car. Danny Tripp
: [to Suzanne
] He's trying to get a riff going. Don't feed the fire and it will go out. Matt Albie
: One more thing... Danny Tripp
: What? Matt Albie
: You can't get that shot if you're pregnant. Danny Tripp
: You know Chevy Chase woke up one day, and he just wasn't funny any more.
: [believes Luke Scott is bidding on a date with Harriett for a Women United Through Faith online charity auction
] Bid $501! Suzanne
: Really? Matt Albie
: Yes Suzanne
: $501? Matt Albie
: I am not giving these people any more money than I have to, bid $501! Suzanne
: Any choice of user name? Matt Albie
: Make something up. Suzanne
] Boss... sexy. Matt Albie
: NOT Boss Sexy! Suzanne
: Ahh, too late!
: Lukes5858, is he still bidding? Suzanne
: He's the last bid, $1200. Matt Albie
: $1200 I gotta give to abstinence people? Suzanne
: $1201? Matt Albie
] Alright, do it. And can you find me some non-profit organization that fundamentally does the opposite of what these guys do so I can donate an equal amount to them and make it a wash? Suzanne
: That means an organization that encourages people to have sex. Matt Albie
: It's L.A! You should be able to throw a rock and hit one!
: What the heck happened to my tree? Suzanne
: I was drying my socks.
: Ms. McDeer, Jack Rudolph on the phone. Jordan McDeere
: [taking the phone
] My boyfriend's calling me.
] Jordan McDeere
: Hey Jack! Jack Rudolph
: What the hell is going on over there? Jordan McDeere
: It's all under control, plus if you had any money on the Bangalore Union Cricket club, then its your lucky day.
: [bidding on a date with Harriet that supports abstinence groups
] Bid $5301! Suzanne
: And $5302 for the sex club? Matt Albie
: It's not a sex club, it's a group that supports polyamourous sexual activity with multiple partners... not sure what that is, but I'm pretty sure it upsets the abstinence people. Suzanne
: They want to give you an award at their next dinner.
: I should tell them no? Matt Albie
: Meh, an award's an award.
: We're blowing off 4-A. Lilly
: You're kidding. Suzanne
: No. Lilly
: It killed at Dress. It was smart! Cal Shanley
: It never had a chance. What are we filling with? Suzanne
: 'Peripheral Vision Man.' Cal Shanley
: Ricky and Ron are just going to keep writing that one until somebody laughs, huh? What was the time on 4-A? Lilly
: 4:10. Cal Shanley
: What's the time on 'Peripheral Vision Man'? Lilly
: 3:45. Cal Shanley
: All right, tell the writer's room they're going to have to strecth it another twenty-five seconds, and I'm sure that making it longer was the missing ingredient in making it funny.