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: I didn't think you'd be there. That's the truth. You look beautiful tonight. That's also the truth. Now will you go out with me this Saturday night? Lucy Kenwright
: No. Tom Jeter
: [smiles sadly
] All right. Then that's that. Lucy Kenwright
: [as Tom goes to walk away
] I'll go out with you Sunday night. Tom Jeter
: That was nice, you did a little switch.
: Tom? Tom Jeter
: Yes ma'am? Lucy Kenwright
: A prairie oyster's for a hangover, you drink one when you're drunk, you're just gonna get drunker. Tom Jeter
: I have to go right now, but I'm looking forward to Saturday night. Lucy Kenwright
: Sunday night. Tom Jeter
: Sunday night.
: [finishing typing the script
] I'm finished. Ricky Tahoe
: It's done? Lucy Kenwright
: I meant with my career. Ricky Tahoe
: That's just not true.
] Ricky Tahoe
: Plus, if things don't work out for you here, you can always go back and write for Benny Hill Lucy Kenwright
: Bite me. Ricky Tahoe
: Give me a kiss. Lucy Kenwright
: I don't think so. Matt Albie
: [walking into the room
[Lucy walks over to Matt and kisses him full on the mouth
] Lucy Kenwright
: [to Ricky
] That was to be mean to you. Goodbye!
[exits, Darius behind
] Matt Albie
: [to Darius
] You just keep on walking! Darius Hawthorne
: Yes sir!
: [after Darius and Lucy's sketch receives absolutely no laughs at the dress rehearsal
] Yep... That's what tanking is like. Lucy Kenwright
: That was unbearable. Was that really only 3 minutes? Andy Mackinaw
: Actually it ran short. No one had to hold for laughter. Darius Hawthorne
: Come on, let's get out of here. Andy Mackinaw
: Wait here a minute. Darius Hawthorne
: For what? Andy Mackinaw
: The metaphor. Andy Mackinaw
: [Darius suddenly has a door thrown right in his face by a person running out of the studio
] Okay, come on.