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: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead
] What do you say, girls? What do you say? Are we all going to get married? Mrs. Whitehead
: All of us? Capt. Spaulding
: All of us! Mrs. Whitehead
: But, that's bigamy! Capt. Spaulding
: Yes, and it's big of me too.
: Well, Sis, it looks as if we yield the social honor of the season to Mrs. Rittenhouse. Mrs. Whitehead
: Well, isn't there something we can do? Grace Carpenter
: We might shoot ourselves. Mrs. Whitehead
: I'd rather shoot Mrs. Rittenhouse.
: May I present Mr. Parker. Mrs. Whitehead
: Oh, of the, eh, Massachusetts Parkers? John Parker
: Why, no. Mrs. Whitehead
: Oh, then the, eh, Southern Parkers? Arabella Rittenhouse
: Oh, no, the Central Parkers. You know, the, eh, benches and trees. Mrs. Whitehead
: I see!
[Mrs. Whitehead leaves
] Arabella Rittenhouse
: Meow! Oh, I don't like that woman!
: [On his knees
] I love you, that's all. I love you. I've always thought of you.
[In walks Mrs. Whitehead
] Mrs. Rittenhouse
: Capt., Mrs. Whitehead. Mrs. Whitehead
: I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon? Am I intruding? Capt. Spaulding
: Are you intruding? Just when I had her on the five yard line.
: We three would make an ideal couple. Why you've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now. Mrs. Whitehead
: The captain is charming, isn't he? Mrs. Rittenhouse
: I'm fascinated! Capt. Spaulding
: I'm fascinated, too. Right on the arm.
: [Bridge game
] How do you want to play? Honest? Mrs. Whitehead
: Well, I hope so!