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Harold Anderson (Character)
from What Planet Are You From? (2000)

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What Planet Are You From? (2000)
Helen Gordon: You're making a noise.
Harold Anderson: That's my penis. It hums.
Helen Gordon: I guess it doesn't know the words. Well, I can teach it a few.

Graydon: The success of our planet and domination of the universe rests in your hands.
Harold Anderson: Thank you, sir.
Graydon: Now if you'll go with these men, we'll arrange for your transfer, and attach your penis.

Harold Anderson: I can make a bright light come out of my nose.

Harold Anderson: I always had a feeling that healing-any-injury thing was bullshit.

Harold Anderson: [marriage vows] Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.

[last lines]
Harold Anderson: Would you please slow down, you're going too fast for the baby.
Susan Anderson: Don't start, I... he was fine in the transporter chamber. Four solar systems, I never heard a peep.
Harold Anderson: Okay, I'll commute.

Susan Anderson: [Pregnant Susan at home after the doctor's examination of her 6-weeks-old fetus that appears to be already a perfectly formed 4-to-5-month-old fetus, 0:54:48-0:55:03] I'm scared.
Harold Anderson: There's nothing to worry about. He said it was healthy. That's the important thing, right ?
Susan Anderson: Did you see 'Rosemary's Baby' ?
Harold Anderson: 'Rosemary' who ?
Susan Anderson: No, no, it's...
Harold Anderson: You need to rest. Just sit down and don't think about it.
Susan Anderson: Oh, thanks.
Harold Anderson: No problem.