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: I have a tendency to nod to black people. Jeff Greene
: Wait... what reason would you have to... Larry
: I don't know, I don't know! I just find that I nod to them. More so than white... I never nod to white people. Jeff Greene
: I've never heard of, uh, "white liberal nodding guilt." Larry
: Yeah. It's a way of kind of making contact. You know, like "I'm okay. I'm not one of the bad ones."
] Jeff Greene
: HBO pays for the porn.
: [after discovering that Larry and Jeff stole the head from her daughter's doll
] You four eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit! Get the head! Jeff Greene
] Boy I did not need that.
: Hey, do you want to have dinner tomorrow before the show? Larry David
: Oh I don't know... Cheryl
: We've got plans. Larry David
: We don't have plans we just don't want to have dinner with you. Cheryl
[after Larry turned down sex from Cady Huffman because she had a Bush picture in her dressing room
] Jeff Greene
: What the fuck were you thinking! A picture of Bush, who gives a flying fuck? I'd fuck her with a Bush mask on!
: [after Larry said he didn't want to take a tour of Suzie and Jeff's new house
] I don't want to make a big deal out of this. I am just going to mention it and that's it... It wouldn't have killed you to have taken the house tour. Larry
: I feel very queer taking house tours. Jeff Greene
: What queer? My wife shows you the house... Larry
: I gotta march up and down the house going,
[in a gay voice
: "Oh it's nice, it's nice..." Jeff Greene
: Did you have to go somewhere? Larry
: No. Jeff Greene
: Alright, you know what then... Larry
: [in the gay voice again
] "Oh, that looks good. Hey look at that closet! Oh ho hey, very nice beams up there. I like those beams, yeah. What's the name of that architect?" Jeff Greene
: [takes a sip of coffee
] Good coffee.
: I think I tipped that guy twice. Jeff Greene
: What? Why wouldn't he tell you? Larry David
: Because he got twice the money.
] Larry David
: [In a meeting with NBC execs, the President asks Larry sarcastically how his "step-father" is feeling. Larry becomes offended and walks out of the meeting. Jeff and Julia Louis-Dreyfus soon follow, catching up with Larry near the elevator
] Larry, what was that? Why did you walk out? Larry
: He implied that I was lying about my step-father being sick. Jeff Greene
: But you don't have a step-father. Larry
: I know, but I didn't like the implication.
: What's with the hat? Larry
: What? I'm married. I can wear whatever I want.