Cheryl David
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Cheryl David (Character)
from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2000)

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"Curb Your Enthusiasm: Krazee-Eyez Killa (#3.8)" (2002)
Cheryl: Wanda, I have something terrible to tell you. Krazee-Eyes is cheating on you.
Wanda: What? How do you know?
Cheryl: Larry told me.
Wanda: That son of a bitch. I'm gonna find him and kick his ass.
Cheryl: Are you going to tell him that Larry said it?
Wanda: You goddamn right I am!

"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Grand Opening (#3.10)" (2002)
Cheryl David: [the orgy of cursing has broken out... , Cheryl, with her southern twang coming out] Ya Goddamn Motherfucking Bitch!
Susie Greene: [Susie, misinterpreting Cheryl's words for her... ] FUCK YOU You Car-Wash Cunt! I had a dental appointment!
[leaves angrily]

"Curb Your Enthusiasm: Shaq (#2.8)" (2001)
Larry: Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing.
Cheryl: That's... kinda sad.
Larry: What, are you kidding?

"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Doll (#2.7)" (2001)
Jeff Greene: Hey, do you want to have dinner tomorrow before the show?
Larry David: Oh I don't know...
Cheryl: We've got plans.
Larry David: We don't have plans we just don't want to have dinner with you.
Cheryl: [exasperated] Larry....

"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Korean Bookie (#5.9)" (2005)
Cheryl: I'm impressed that you even realized what a nice gesture this is.
Larry: Well you know, I'm apologizing to people all the time, telling people I'm sorry. I know when I've done something wrong I'm not afraid to apologize. Most people I have to say, my mother always used to tell me this, 'Most people are not like you Larry. Most people are not like you. You're special.' You know, everybody's not like me.
Cheryl: No, they're not.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Baptism (#2.9)" (2001)
Larry: I can't believe this guy's converting. Why's he doing that? You guys come to our side, we don't go to your side. Yeah. Jews don't convert. I'm really surprised.
Cheryl David: Well, you know what, if he didn't convert she wouldn't marry him. I know that about Becky, she's very... she's very passionate about her religion.
Larry: Why do Christians take everything so personally with Christ, ya know? It's like not only do you have to worship him, you want everybody to. It's like I like lobster. Do I go around pushing lobster on people? Do I say you must like lobster? "Eat lobster, it's good, it's good!" It's not only where you live, you go to Africa, you travel all over the world, "Eat lobster! Have some more lobster, it's good."
Cheryl David: I don't really think it's the same...
Cheryl David: Lobster and religion, I really don't see the similarities.