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: Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer... Stan
: Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.
[Stan is in a commerical
: You don't like me because I sign autographs.
[hits a baseball
: You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind.
[Hits another baseball
: But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive!
[swings a few more hits
: Pitch to me! Norton
: Reach out there and get it.
: Stan Ross! You're batting 8th! Stan
: 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life. Fukuda
: You bat there now, you son of my dick.
: Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.