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Stan Ross (Character)
from Mr 3000 (2004)

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Mr 3000 (2004)
Tom Arnold: Hey, we're sorry about all that stuff we said before you hit that homer...
Stan: Yeah, you wouldn't be anywhere if it wasn't for Roseanne.

[Stan is in a commerical]
Stan: You don't like me because I sign autographs.
[hits a baseball]
Stan: You don't like me because I tell you what's on my mind.
[Hits another baseball]
Stan: But you love me because I am the greatest hitters alive!
[swings a few more hits]

Stan: Pitch to me!
Norton: Reach out there and get it.

Minadeo: Stan Ross! You're batting 8th!
Stan: 8th! That's for banjo hitters. I never batted lower than 5th in my life.
Fukuda: You bat there now, you son of my dick.

Stan: Stan, you're going to be the best looking cat in the Hall of Fame, that's for dog gone sure.