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: Perverts are taking over this neighborhood.
: You going to the movies, Dave? Dingy Dave
: Huh? Big Ethel
: [watching him scratch his ass
] Hell, you're pickin' your seat, aren't you?
: My daughter's a good girl, she hates sex!
: [pleading with Sylvia to give up her fixation on oral sex
] You'll get a yeast infection!
: This isn't California. Big Ethel
: It's Harford Road!
: Being a *whore* is a disease?
Neuter Man with Sub-Titles
: [after Sylvia makes a move on him
] That's it! I'm moving to Tulsa. Big Ethel
: Don't run away. Join us for our decency rally today. Only you can prevent fornication. Neuter Man with Sub-Titles
[at the Bear house
] Cow Patty
: Hi, I'm Cow Patty. Vaughn Stickles
: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia. Cow Patty
: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this... Mama Bear
, Papa Bear
, Baby Bear
: Bear soup!
[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her
] Cow Patty
: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in! Big Ethel
: [as she runs off
: Hey, polar bear, you know what an otter is? Big Ethel
: No. Papa Bear
: It's a bear cub who isn't fat or hairy yet, but will be! Baby Bear
: Find me a significant otter!
: Mother, I don't feel well. Big Ethel
: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
: Did you see those new neighbors moving in? Hmm? Grown men with hairly legs prancing around half naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to mean?