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Vaughn (Character)
from A Dirty Shame (2004)

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A Dirty Shame (2004)
Mama Bear: Hi! I'm Mama Bear. Have you met my hus bear?
Papa Bear: I'm Papa Bear, and this is our cub... Baby Bear!
Baby Bear: Grrrr!
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. Welcome to the Harford Road area.
Papa Bear: When we take over, it's gonna be a...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: BEAR-QUAKE! GRRRRRR!

[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.
Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
[to Fat Fuck Frank]
Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.
Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!
Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.
Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

Vaughn Stickles: This isn't California.
Big Ethel: It's Harford Road!

[at the Bear house]
Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!
[Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!

Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?
Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?
Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!
Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!
Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!