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: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter. Sylvia Stickles
: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.
] Sylvia Stickles
: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch! Sexed-Up Black Neighbor
: Come on up here and give me some of that strange. Sylvia Stickles
: I'm coming as fast as I can!
: Something is the matter with your vagina!
Ronnie the Rimmer
: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict. Sylvia Stickles
: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
: Admit to God... you are a whore. Sylvia Stickles
: I'm a whore. Paige
: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.
[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm
] Fat Fuck Frank
: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan. Sylvia Stickles
: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles
] Neuter Yuppie Man
: Hey, Vaughn. Vaughn Stickles
: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man
[to Fat Fuck Frank
] Vaughn Stickles
: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure. Fat Fuck Frank
: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs
] Fat Fuck Frank
] Ursula! Ursula Udders! Neuter Yuppie Man
: Texture, that's what I call it. Fat Fuck Frank
: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows
] Caprice Stickles
: Destroy all Neuters! Neuter Yuppie Woman
: We sure didn't have this in D.C. Neuter Yuppie Man
: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.
: Ever take a rufie? Sylvia Stickles
: No! Dora
: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.
: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! Caprice Stickles
: I was promoting the art of dance! Sylvia Stickles
: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? Caprice Stickles
: I was not drunk! I was on pills!
: Mother, I don't feel well. Big Ethel
: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!
: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch? Vaughn Stickles
: What's funch? Sylvia Stickles
: Fucking during lunch!
: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?
: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!