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Sylvia (Character)
from A Dirty Shame (2004)

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A Dirty Shame (2004)
Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.
Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

[from trailer]
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!
Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore.
Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.
Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.

[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.
Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
[to Fat Fuck Frank]
Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.
Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!
Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.
Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

Dora: Ever take a rufie?
Sylvia Stickles: No!
Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.

Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!
Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!
Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?
Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!

Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.
Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!

Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?
Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?
Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!