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[Eddie's pants were on fire, and Veeko stomped on the fire to put it out
: That's how you put out campfires. Eddie
: Is that... a fact? Veeko
: Used to do it in boy scouts. Eddie
: You toasted your marshmallows... over a pile of flaming GONADS? Veeko
: We usually used logs.
: Eddie, what else did Mary's little lamb do? Eddie
: Didn't he put, uh, Humpty Dumpty back together again? Veeko
: That was Nat King Cole.N Eddie
: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.
: [Baby Bink just got away from the villains again after many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel
] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got? Norby
: Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh-... Veeko
: Tollbooth at the end. Eddie
: Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?
[the villains have returned to their apartment after chasing Baby Bink all day long
: Hey, Eddie, you sure you don't want to go check if they have left the money? Eddie
: Oh, that's a good idea. We get the living hell torn out of us by a baby! Three fully-grown men versus 15 pounds of pink flesh with a mouth! Now, what chance do you think we have than strolling into that alley and coming out with anything less than 140 years in prison? No, thank you! This is a hexed situation, we walk away while we're still ahead. Veeko
: We took a licking and kept on ticking. Eddie
: We go back to banks. Dealing with grown-ups, and I want no kiddie stuff. Norby
: We did all right with banks. Veeko
: Or a convenience store once in a while, keeps things interesting. Eddie
: Well, you know one thing I learned from this: I ain't never gonna have any kids of my own. Norby
: Ha, yeah! Seeing as you burnt down the only tree in your forest, I ain't worrying about that.
[Norby and Veeko laugh, and give each other high-fives
: Why don't you shut up? I don't ever wanna hear another word about that rotten, snake-bit Baby!
[Baby Bink's giggle is heard from the microphone outside
[while trying to feed Bink
: Ed. Eddie
: Huh? Veeko
: How do I know this milk won't burn the kid's throat? If that matters. Eddie
: Try it on some skin first.
[Veeko almost drops some milk on his arm, but removes Norby's hat and squirts some over his bald head. Norby screams in pain as Bink laughs
: What's the matter with you? Veeko
: I'd better let it cool down.
[Norby smacks Veeko across the head. Bink laughs
: You like that? Hey, Eddie! Eddie
: Huh? Norby
: Watch the baby.
[Norby smacks Veeko again. Bink laughs. Norby laughs as well. Veeko laughs mockingly
: Very good. Now see if it works the other way.
[Veeko smacks Norby across the head so hard he falls over. Bink laughs. Veeko smiles at him
: It works.