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: Who cares about that crap? Doughy
: I do.
: Hey guys, I have an idea! Let's all make a pact to lose our virginity before graduation! Doughy
: I'm in! Barbara
: WE'RE NOT!
: Actually, it's on cable. But it's just as important! Doughy
: Well, that's more important! On cable you can say dyke, boobies, butts, bastards.
: Hagatha. Now that's a beautiful name. Hagatha
: Thanks. My friends call me Hag.
: Who's that? Your grandmother? Doughy
: With the bong? Yeah. Hagatha
: Glaucoma? Doughy
: No, spring break.
: Whereas Hardy enjoys a minuet, ballet ruse and crepes suzette. Hardy
: Doughy likes to rock n roll, a hot dog makes him lose control. Hagitha
: What a wild duet. Martina
: Still they're cousins. Dawson
: Identical cousins. Martina
: They laugh alike. Dawson
: They walk alike. Martina
: At times they even talk alike. Hagitha
: And you can lose your mind.
: I read your diary, Ms. Boo-hoo-my-gym-teacher-molested-me! Barbara
: Dork! Doughy
: Dyke! Martina