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: Job like that the world's your oyster. Goober Pyle
: What? Howard Sprague
: Just an expression, Goob. Goober Pyle
: Boy, they're sure comin' up with some crazy ones.
: Wanna buy a boat in a bottle?
: Have you ever had a 2 x 4 stuck up your pant's leg?
: Are you sayin' I don't like music? Emmett Clark
: I didn't say that. Goober Pyle
: Well, you better not. Emmett Clark
: You may like music as much as I do. Goober Pyle
: Watch your step. Emmett Clark
: Oh, yeah? Did you ever hear the Raleigh Philharmonic? Goober Pyle
: I been busy.