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: Excuse me. I got a phone call this morning. A voice said to come here and look for a girl on the phone. She'll be the girl of your dreams. 5'5', dark hair, blue eyes. She's wearing a dusty rose bikini and her name is Julie. Julie
: Well, you made a mistake. I'm 5'6'.
: [to a girl he's just met
] I want it from you. Julie
: Want what? Jimmy
: Love. Julie
: Why? Do you love me? Jimmy
: No, I'm in love with a girl called Carol. I love your... Julie
: My what? Jimmy
: Your pussy. Julie
: How do you know that? Jimmy
: Of all the different kinds of pussy in the world; soft, hot, gravel, velvet, cold, wet, big, small, there's only one kind I can feel in my blood on sight. And that's silk, which is yours.
: [interrupting her son's innocuous greeting
] I don't want to hear it. Jimmy
: What? Ruth
: Whatever it is you plan to hurt me with.
: Don't you understand? I'm going to bring you into dreams of yourself. All you have to do is believe in me. Carol
: What? You're so full of shit!
: [playing a cassette in his boom box
] That's the Chiffons, Dad. Ben
: Where's that Jerry Vale tape I bought you for Christmas? Jimmy Fingers
: [taking it out and inserting it into his boom box
] Are you kidding? I'm meeting you for lunch, right? Ben
: Well, put it on, kid. I never understand you. Either it's got to be a 900 year old Kraut or 5 niggers with squeaky voices.
: What if I want a slice of pizza? Luchino
: Can't you read the signs outside? We don't sell sliced pizza. Jimmy Fingers
: What if I wanted 60 slices of pizza? Luchino
: You deaf? No slice pizza! Take it on the arches!
] Hey, waiter! Tell this character to turn his radio off! Jimmy Fingers
: What are you tellin' him for? Tell me! Restaurant patron
: All right, I'm tellin' ya - turn it off! Jimmy Fingers
: [with incredulity
] Do you believe this? This is the Jamies, man! "Summertime, Summertime!" - the most musically inventive song of 1958! What are you eating? Shrimp? Are you gonna tell me this song doesn't go with your shrimp?
: [putting on a long rubber glove
] Relax. All I'm gonna do is slip a finger in. Jimmy Fingers
: Why d'ya need a glove on up to your elbow? Doctor Fry
: My arm's cold. Turn around and bend over.