Quotes for
Danny Vermin (Character)
from Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

Danny Vermin: Dames are put on this earth to weaken us, drain our energy, laugh at us when they see us naked.

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

Danny Vermin: I AM handicapped: I'm psychotic.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once...
[Stumbles in pain]

Danny Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!

[Leaving a crime scene with his sidekick, Dutch]
Danny Vermin: Hey, doll, how'd you like to make some money?
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: One at a time, or both of you together?

Danny Vermin: I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag.

Danny Vermin: This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...

Johnny Dangerously: Alright here it is. Johnny Dangerously is going legit.
Member of Dundee's gang: Le-what?
Johnny Dangerously: Legit.
Charley: Le-why?
Danny Vermin: I'll tell you le-why. Because Johnny Dangerously is really Johnny Kelly, brother of the D.A., Tommy Kelly.

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