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Danny Vermin (Character)
from Johnny Dangerously (1984)

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Johnny Dangerously (1984)
Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!

Danny Vermin: [scoffs at Johnny's interest in Lil] Dames are put on this earth to weaken us. Drain our energy. Laugh at us when they see us naked.

Danny Vermin: I got something to stop him.
[draws a gun with an unusually long barrel]
Dutch: They made it for him special. It's an .88 Magnum.
Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.

Danny Vermin: [points to a parking space] Park there.
Dutch: [objects] It's for the handicapped.
Danny Vermin: I AM handicapped. I'm psychotic.
[puts a sign in the front window]

Danny Vermin: [to Mrs. Kelly] You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once...
[Stumbles in pain]

Danny Vermin: I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.
Johnny Dangerously: You know, Danny, I think you get too much sugar in your diet.

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!

[Leaving a crime scene with his sidekick, Dutch]
Danny Vermin: Hey, doll, how'd you like to make some money?
Mary-Margaret Catharine Dineen: One at a time, or both of you together?

Danny Vermin: I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me; I've become a real scumbag.

Danny Vermin: This goes through armor. And through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside...

Danny Vermin: You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once...

Johnny Dangerously: Alright here it is. Johnny Dangerously is going legit.
Member of Dundee's gang: Le-what?
Johnny Dangerously: Legit.
Charley: Le-why?
Danny Vermin: I'll tell you le-why. Because Johnny Dangerously is really Johnny Kelly, brother of the D.A., Tommy Kelly.