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: Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.
: Hey, Pig Pen, you ever been in one of those lesbian chat rooms? Pig Pen
: No... are they good? Stumpy
: [looking away
] Well, I don't know.
: [punches Pig Pen
] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man? Pig Pen
: Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.
: Bull Mountain is our home, and I say we do something about it! Pig Pen
: Yeah! It is our town! Jenny
: Yeah! Barry
: So you got a plan? Rick
: No. Luke
] I'm in. Anthony
: Me too. Jenny
: Let's do it!
: Snownook's not our home, Bull Mountain's our home. Anthony
: Well technically, it belonged to the Eskimos, but we stole it fair and square.
] So, are you like a crippled guy? Barry
] Naw, I'm just a really lazy guy!
: Get outta here! Pig Pen
: I'm gonna take Kung-Fu and kick you're friggen ass! We'll have the party at our place... We don't need their fancy-smancy gent and their blue ropes!
[Pig Pen and Anthony run back to the door and grab the blue ropes
: Lance, if you weren't gay, you'd be a pretty weird guy.
] Hello Inga. I've never been a man of words, but there's something I have to say to you. Inga, I've loved you from the first time that I saw you, and I love you more than any man's ever loved a woman that he's never actually spoken to. I'm only gonna offer this once. Inga, will you... have sex with me?
: Nothing would piss off my stepfather more. Let's do this!