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: No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.
: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.
: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
] There you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance...
[Anna walks up
: Not you, him and his white tuxedo.
: He's had a crush on that bench for years
: You know I hate what they're doing to the mountain, but this is the best vanilla latte I have ever had. You can actually taste the vanilla beans... I don't like the coffee.
: So, uh, who's the "jaccuzi casanova?" Stumpy
: [pointing at Luke
] That's him right there Luke
: Thanks Stumpy Stumpy
: Yeah, they call him that because he had himself all up in it, lovin' it strong.
: Good evening. You all know the rules of King of the Mountain. Rule number one: you do not talk about King of the Mountain. Rule number two: there are no rules. Anthony
: Uh, what about rule number one? Luke
: That's more of a guidline than a rule, do not interrupt!
: Luke, why don't you shut up before my fist makes an appointment with your ass? Luke
: Eric, do you notice you're always talking about sticking something in my ass, and that time it wasn't even a threat,
: technically, that was *flirting*...
: [punches Pig Pen
] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man? Pig Pen
: Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.
: Can you get an STD from a polar bear?
: Bull Mountain is our home, and I say we do something about it! Pig Pen
: Yeah! It is our town! Jenny
: Yeah! Barry
: So you got a plan? Rick
: No. Luke
] I'm in. Anthony
: Me too. Jenny
: Let's do it!
: This uniform is really cramping my Olsen Twins. Lance, Can I get a drink for Mary Kate and Ashley?
: Where did you get all these scars? Luke
: Well, let's see. Skateboard... Truck accident... Fire hydrant. Inga
: I bet each one has its own exciting story, no? Luke
: No not really. I skateboarded off of a truck into a fire hydrant.