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: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff. Rick
: All right. So... you wanna hook up? Jenny
: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick. Rick
: [pause, lower
] Soooo... ya still wanna hook up?
: Hey. Hot sluts with tits. Rick
: Lance, you don't need to do that anymore, remember? Lance
: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me? Rick
: Well you don't need to do that either...
: You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you. Jenny
: Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys. Rick
: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.
: Bull Mountain is our home, and I say we do something about it! Pig Pen
: Yeah! It is our town! Jenny
: Yeah! Barry
: So you got a plan? Rick
: No. Luke
] I'm in. Anthony
: Me too. Jenny
: Let's do it!
: Rick! I'm your father! Rick
: Ok whatever!
: Oh you foolish foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I've seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah! It was called the 80's! Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a hole in the wall town in what is now called "Utah". Some fellow from Colorado shows up- starts making all kinds of so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets were running us with lattes! Rick
: No? Stumpy
: Yup!... It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, is uncouth, "Against God!" and bad for real estate values. STUMPY HAD TO GOOOO! Richard, be careful what you wish for. Rick
: You got it Stump Stumpy
: Be careful what you wish for! Rick
: I will Stumpy
[slams knife down onto table but into his own hand
: GOD! Stumpy
: [voice straining
] I'm good Pigpen
] You better put something on that Stumpy
: [Walks away straining