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Quotes for
Morton Muntz (Character)
from "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990)

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"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Long Goodbye (#7.26)" (1997)
Morton Muntz: [At the Talent Show; wearing a horse's head] How does everyone know its me?
Kelly Taylor: Its the ears!

Donna Martin: [after catching her mother with Warren] Don't you not have any respect for daddy or for me?
Felice Martin: What are you talking about?
Morton Muntz: Is this your daughter?
Donna Martin: Yes, I am her daughter and I know who you are.
[Her mother looks shocked]
Donna Martin: What you don't think I remember him from the Bellaige Hotel?
Felice Martin: This is not what you think.
Donna Martin: Daddy sits home alone in a wheelchair while you stroll down lovers lane. This is disgusting.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Skin Deep (#8.28)" (1998)
Steve Sanders: [Walsh Kitchen] Hey Kell, Munt here is getting married.
Kelly Taylor: You are! Congratulations.
[Kisses him]
Morton Muntz: Thanks.
Kelly Taylor: [the Playboy magazine that Kelly found under Brandon's bed is on the counter] I guess you won't be needing these.
Morton Muntz: Yeah, I got to cancel my subscription.
[Flips through the magazine with a pained look]
Morton Muntz: God, that hurts!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Home Is Where the Tart Is (#6.1)" (1995)
Dylan McKay: Have you seen Kelly?
Valerie Malone: [Pulls away disgusted] You never learn do you?
[Walks away]
Arnold Morton Muntz: [Puts his arm around Dylan] Learn what?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Ode to Joy (#10.27)" (2000)
Steve Sanders: It is entitled, "Ode to Silver." In fair Beverly Hills a boy did reign, Davy Silver was his name. From far and wide the girls did speak for they heard of Davy's bedroom deeds.
[Hands it off to Dylan]
Dylan McKay: Donna Martin, with the golden hair was the first into our David's lair. Virgins we the couple swore until a girl named Ariel blew David's door.
[Hands it to Noah]
Noah Hunter: Clare was next and then some fox named Malone. Sophie and David took it all the way home. Yeah alright.
[Hands it to Muntz]
Morton Muntz: Denise was fun and Carol too!
[looks at David for the last part and waves the paper at him]
Morton Muntz: Claudia couldn't get her green card and that made poor David weep.
[Hands it back to Steve]
Steve Sanders: Don't forget Katie, the sex addict she. Robyn who hated his radio personality. Marta the artist, wasn't she fun? And Gina Kincaid, Oh number one!
Dylan McKay: I'll second that!
[Noah laughs and smiles]
Steve Sanders: One stop was left. Her name was Camille. We thought it might last but come on guys, get real. There's only one dame, her name's Donna. She's fine, my God Silver, it's about time!
[Nat and Mel clap. He gives the copy to David]
David Silver: I'll burn that. Thank you.
Steve Sanders: It's okay I have an original that I framed and you can hang it up.
[David pretends to rip the poem]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Lost in Las Vegas (#7.10)" (1996)
Morton Muntz: [On the phone with Brandon at the Pit] Brandon, it's Muntz!
Brandon Walsh: [Walsh kitchen] Muntz, what's shaking?
Morton Muntz: Steve left me a message about coming by your place and picking up a term paper?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, he was going to get you to turn in it in form him if he didn't make it back from Las Vegas in time.
Morton Muntz: [Rolling his eyes and shaking his head] I don't know why I can't say no to him!
Brandon Walsh: [Into the phone and giving the know-it-all look] Because its Steve Sanders!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Smashed (#6.25)" (1996)
Morton Muntz: Hey Sanders! Are these two fair game?
Ryan Sanders: How are we supposed to be any good if we don't practice?
Morton Muntz: The boy has a point!
Steve Sanders: One round!