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Andrea Zuckerman (Character)
from "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990)

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"Beverly Hills, 90210: Reunion (#8.27)" (1998)
Andrea Zuckerman: I can't, I'm divorced.

Brandon Walsh: Have you been crying?
Andrea Zuckerman: Just happy to see you.

Brandon Walsh: [about her divorce] I'm just trying to your friend on this.
Andrea Zuckerman: Stop trying to second guess me.

Brandon Walsh: [Walking the track with Andrea] The only useful thing I learned in high school, running in circles.
Andrea Zuckerman: Kind of sad isn't it?
Brandon Walsh: Not as sad as all that lying going on in there.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Hello Life, Goodbye Beverly Hills (#5.30)" (1995)
Steve Sanders: [about her always helping him academically] Think of it this way its the last time you will ever have to help me again.
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Steve don't say it that way ok, I'm just going to get sad.

Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: Andrea!
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Mrs. Teasley!

Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Gil Meyers, what are you doing here?
David Silver: Andrea, he works here!

Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: [In the Peach Pit for one more tearful goodbye with the gang] You better be nice to me. I got something in that diaper bag that you really need!
David Silver: Oh, Steve she left you a dirty diaper!
Steve Sanders: My paper, I took to heart what you said and wrote my own last night.
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: You don't want it?
Steve Sanders: I'll still take it!
[Jesse gives him the paper]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Clean Slate (#5.3)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: [to Jesse about Brandon] He never asks me for my opinion anymore, he never asks me for my take on the issues.

Andrea Zuckerman: Where did you get this?
Alex Diaz: A little birdie gave it to me.
[Smirks at Andrea]

Brandon Walsh: So do you want to go inside?
Andrea Zuckerman: Thought you would never ask.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills (#2.12)" (1991)
Andrea Zuckerman: How can I call if you aren't home to answer the phone?
Rose Zuckerman: I went out for some refreshments. Maybe Branden would like some.
Brandon Walsh: It's Brandon, Brandon Walsh.
Rose Zuckerman: Excuse me I didn't think it was Brandon Tannenbalm.

Andrea Zuckerman: Brandon, there are forces working in my grandmother that began decades ago; on another continent, might as well been on another planet as far as I'm concerned.

Rose Zuckerman: Stop it, you'll ruin my make-up.
Andrea Zuckerman: Grandma, you're not wearing any make-up.
Rose Zuckerman: Maybe I want to wear some later.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Something in the Air (#3.28)" (1993)
Brenda Walsh: [into the phone] That's right. At 10:00 exactly, you walk out.
Kelly Taylor: [into the phone] Listen, I'm sure you've heard about what's happening to Donna Martin...
David Silver: [into the phone] All you got to do is get up from whatever exam you're taking and walk out the door...
Steve Sanders: [into the phone] No, you don't need a note from your mother...
Andrea Zuckerman: [into the phone] Everyone's going to be doing it, and you don't want to be left there all alone.
Brandon Walsh: [into the phone] See you tomorrow, cool. Bye.

Andrea Zuckerman: If I don't do something that I am going to regret; I'm going to scream!

Andrea Zuckerman: [to the school board] The Junior and Senior class at West Beverly refuse to take finals, suspend Donna Martin, suspend us all.
[Jim and Cindy Walsh look surprised]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Intervention (#5.9)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: Look, Dylan, you might have given up on yourself, but I'm here for a very selfish reason. You saved my life once. Three years ago we went on a camping trip, we were up on a mountain the morning after a rainstorm, I slipped on some rocks and you saved me from falling off the cliff. Do you remember?
Dylan McKay: Yeah, I remember. So what?
Brandon Walsh: So, when I see you getting all boozed up and all geezed out on coke or whatever you're killing yourself with, I can't help thinking... what's gonna happen next time if you're not there?
Dylan McKay: You fall off the mountain. I'm not in the saviory business anymore, Brandon.
David Silver: Well, I can't agree with you on that one, Dylan. Did you forget about the little incident that happened in the beach apartment a few months ago? I called on you for help. I was wasted on meth, the cops were banging on the door... you saved me from going to jail.
Andrea Zuckerman: Look, David buried his friend Scott in high school. Brandon just buried his friend Josh a short while ago. We don't want to bury you, Dylan.
Dylan McKay: So put your shovels away, 'cause nobody's dying here, all right? I'm fine.
Brandon Walsh: You're not fine.
Dylan McKay: I'm fine!
Brandon Walsh: Stop lying to us, and stop lying to yourself. People who play with guns and get high are not fine!

Kelly Taylor: I'll have just have hot tea!
[Brandon is ordering for him, Kelly, Steve, Jesse and Andrea]
Brandon Walsh: Oh boy, here we go!
Andrea Zuckerman: What?
Brandon Walsh: Kelly's not eating anymore.
[Andrea gives her a look]
Kelly Taylor: Brandon, do me a favor and don't turn into my mother!
Nat Bussichio: I hate to break up this party but I got some terrible news. Your mother called Brandon, it seems our friend checked himself out of rehab this afternoon.
[Everyone gets an annoyed look on their faces]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Labors of Love (#4.19)" (1994)
Jesse Vasquez: What's wrong?
Andrea Zuckerman: Nothing. I'm... pregnant, remember?
Jesse Vasquez: Don't worry. We've got nine months to figure everything out.
Andrea Zuckerman: No, we don't. I've decided to have an abortion.
Jesse Vasquez: Wait... you decided this without telling me?
Andrea Zuckerman: It's my decision to make.
Jesse Vasquez: Well, it's my decision too! That baby is a part of you and me. We talked about this all last week.
Andrea Zuckerman: No, you talked about it.
Jesse Vasquez: No! We decided. I'm going to take the clerkship at the law firm in San Francisco this summer, and you'll come with me, we'll get married within that time, and we'll have the baby. Then, we'll move back here to finish school.
Andrea Zuckerman: You worked it all out, haven't you?
Jesse Vasquez: Well, you agreed.
Andrea Zuckerman: Well, I'm sorry but I've changed my mine. Jesse, I'm not even 20 years old. I can't raise a child. I can't do this. You can't do this. It would ruin our lives. It was just a mistake we made of sleeping together, okay? It was a terrible mistake.
Jesse Vasquez: No, it's not a mistake, it's a baby. We may not have planned it, but it's not a mistake. Getting an abortion is a mortal sin.
Andrea Zuckerman: I'm sorry, but I don't see things that way.
Jesse Vasquez: If you go through with this abortion, don't even think about coming back here.

Jesse Vasquez: If you go through with this abortion, don't bother coming back here!
Andrea Zuckerman: I was afraid you would say that. I understand.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye (#4.1)" (1993)
Andrea Zuckerman: Hey, look who I found!
[She and Brenda walk out to the patio]
Brandon Walsh: Still wearing her colors!
Brenda Walsh: Came straight from the beach club!
Brandon Walsh: Did Henry give you a little farewell bonus?

Andrea Zuckerman: I think I'm going to take a walk up to the lagoon before it gets too hot.
Brandon Walsh: Wouldn't that happen to be the place where Gil Myers lives?
[teasing her]
Andrea Zuckerman: [She gives him a look] Go to breakfast Brandon!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Scared Very Straight (#4.20)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: Go on, get out of here, take a walk! This is girl stuff.
Jesse Vasquez: Ok, I can take the hint!

Rose Zuckerman: How are Kenny and Gail taking this?
Andrea Zuckerman: Not well.
Rose Zuckerman: Surprise, surprise!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Double Jeopardy (#5.25)" (1995)
Valerie Malone: Uh, Andrea can I talk to you for a minute?
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Yeah sure.

Kelly Taylor: [Convincing Clare, Donna, Brandon and Steve to start the grudge match over and include Andrea] Test your skills against a quality player like Andrea!
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Kelly?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: You Say It's Your Birthday: Part 1 (#6.31)" (1996)
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: [From the doorway] Hey, did I miss anything?

Kelly Taylor: [At breakfast] I just feel like my life is going nowhere.
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Kell, everyone makes mistakes, you just got to give yourself time.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Senior Poll (#3.25)" (1993)
Andrea Zuckerman: I guess Santa Claus came early this year!
[both laugh, stop and look at Steve re-enacting his half court shot]
Andrea Zuckerman, Mrs. Yvonne Teasley: Nah!
[Both look one more time]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Cuffs and Links (#4.24)" (1994)
Donna Martin: What do we call him?
[the new dog]
Andrea Zuckerman: We already thought of that.
David Silver: What else but Rocky II!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Time Has Come Today (#4.25)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: I bet you can track the real Wendy Edwards down through the Registrars.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Alone at the Top (#5.22)" (1995)
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: [after she hangs up the phone with Jesse and Peter is in her house] What if my parents or grandma were here?
Peter Tucker: Wait, I thought I was your grandma!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Ode to Joy (#10.27)" (2000)
Andrea Zuckerman: Presenting a Donna Martin favorite; Popcorn and ice cream.
Felice Martin: How did you know?
Andrea Zuckerman: The sleepover at Brenda's and that was the night I knew we would be friends.
Kelly Taylor: And the mean girl Amanda Pacer.
[Kelly makes a face]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Game Is Chicken (#3.17)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Are you sure that's him?
[She looks as Frank is being put in cuffs]
Andrea Zuckerman: Yeah, that's him. I've never been sure about anything in my life.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Moving Targets (#4.7)" (1993)
Brenda Walsh: From what Brandon tells me; Andrea is getting pretty chummy with her dorm advisor!
[Brenda, Kelly and Donna look at her]
Andrea Zuckerman: Dan's a nice guy!
Brenda Walsh: That's it?
Andrea Zuckerman: Check back with me at the end of the semester!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Dreams of Dylan McKay (#5.10)" (1994)
Nat Bussichio: [Kelly, Brandon and Steve enter the Peach Pit and find out about Dylan] Your father just called.
Andrea Zuckerman: [They look at Andrea and Nat] Dylan totaled his car, he's in the hospital on life support.
Kelly Taylor: Oh my God!
[Grips Brandon's arm]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Radio Daze (#4.5)" (1993)
Donna Martin: [after Dan leaves Andrea's dorm room] He is so cute!
Andrea Zuckerman: Donna, he's a teacher!
Donna Martin: Excuse me! Like that has ever stopped you before. You went out with the drama teacher and you were always flirting with Mr. Meyers.
Andrea Zuckerman: I was not!
Donna Martin: That was just in high school!
Andrea Zuckerman: That is ancient history!
Donna Martin: Face it Andrea; you like older men!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Rock of Ages (#5.12)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: [after Brandon leaves the Student Union] Does Brandon realize he could be impeached on Friday?
Kelly Taylor: I think he is in denial!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (#3.26)" (1993)
Donna Martin: [thief tries to steal Donna's purse] Hey what are you doing?
Purse Theif: Give it to me blondie!
Donna Martin: NO! NO! NO!
[She attacks the guy and throws him down on the ground, people are watching and the cops come]
Cop #1: Are you alright?
Donna Martin: I'm fine, just get him out of here before I let him make my day!
Andrea Zuckerman: [Andrea enters] I can't believe you just did that!
Donna Martin: Me niether!
[Shocked and Amazed at herself. Grabs Andrea's arm]
Donna Martin: Let's go!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington (#4.31)" (1994)
Kelly Taylor: [In the NICU] You better get your crayons out mom!
Andrea Zuckerman: Why?
Kelly Taylor: Look at all these other incubators; they are all decorated.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Change Partners (#4.22)" (1994)
[at the door of Andrea's dorm room, Steve is trying to hide Kathy]
Andrea Zuckerman: Steve, I'm not going to lose my room over this!
Steve Sanders: Andrea, wait!Andrea, wait!
[Andrea pushes the door open and sees Kathy half naked]
Andrea Zuckerman: Kathy?
Kathy Fisher: Andrea, Hi!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Love Hurts (#5.23)" (1995)
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: So you wanted to meet me here to use my student discount card?
Dylan McKay: No, I think it was better to see you here than at the Palm Wind Motel.
[She starts to freak out and Dylan puts his arms on her shoulders]
Dylan McKay: Relax, nobody knows but me.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Perfectly Perfect (#3.24)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Jordan, will you do me a favor; tell your friend here not everyone of our life experiences has to wind up in her newspaper.
Andrea Zuckerman: Huh!
[gives a sly smile]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fire and Ice (#2.19)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: Here is one person you didn't meet yet. Andrea, this is Tricia Kinney.
Andrea Zuckerman: I know who she is! I admire your work.
Brandon Walsh: You know figure skating?
Andrea Zuckerman: I wanted to be a skater when I was younger but my center of gravity kept shifting on me!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: It's Only a Test (#1.17)" (1991)
Steve Sanders: You know what?
Andrea Zuckerman: Hmm?
Steve Sanders: You're pretty cute without your glasses
Andrea Zuckerman: Laughs God. Is that supposed to be some kind of compliment?
Steve Sanders: No, this is. He kisses her
Andrea Zuckerman: She grabs him and kisses him back.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Necessity Is a Mother (#2.10)" (1991)
Andrea Zuckerman: Is she really that bad?
Brenda Walsh: Yes!
Brandon Walsh: No!
Brenda Walsh: Oh come on Brandon! She is a total space case.
Brandon Walsh: So, she is a little out there!
Brenda Walsh: Do you know where she took our mother today? A mind gym.
Brandon Walsh: [Andrea gives a look trying to hide a smile] A mind gym?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Up in Flames (#5.13)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: [Watching him get ready for his brief meeting with Emily Valentine] I think you got a hair out of place over there!
Andrea Zuckerman, Brandon Walsh: AH!
[Both point their fingers at each other and smile]
Andrea Zuckerman: So all this nervous energy you have is because you're seeing Emily tonight?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Sentenced to Life (#5.16)" (1995)
Dylan McKay: [Showing her the letter from the court] It's about my accident. I'm charged with driving under the influence.
Andrea Zuckerman-Vasquez: Took them long enough.
[Obviously disgusted that reality has set in for him]
Dylan McKay: I was beginning to think they wouldn't come. Time to face the music!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fame Is Where You Find It (#1.15)" (1991)
Brandon Walsh: Is the service that slow?
Andrea Zuckerman: No, it's that entertaining!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Greek to Me (#4.4)" (1993)
Donna Martin: [Donna, Kelly, Andrea and Brenda open their sorority letters] Alpha House!
Andrea Zuckerman: Alpha!
Brenda Walsh: Alpha!
Kelly Taylor: Alpha!
Brenda Walsh: Now I remember why I did this with you guys!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Girl from New York City (#4.2)" (1993)
Dylan McKay: When do you go back to Yale?
Andrea Zuckerman: Boy, you really are out of the loop!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Shooting Star/American in Paris (#3.5)" (1992)
Brooke Alexander: What did he say?
Andrea Zuckerman: Bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: [Brooke and Brandon] Give the kid a break, he is deaf not incompetent!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Commencement: Part 1 (#3.29)" (1993)
Donna Martin: Couldn't we get in trouble?
Andrea Zuckerman: You mean like arrested for defacing public property, that kind of trouble?
Donna Martin: Yeah!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Little Fish (#4.3)" (1993)
Andrea Zuckerman: [after Dan Rubin leaves, she looks at Kelly and Donna] An RA with a sweet tooth!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: And Did It... My Way (#4.10)" (1993)
Donna Martin: We need to give Brenda a shower!
Kelly Taylor: A cold shower!
Andrea Zuckerman: Thank you; I'm not the only one who thinks this a little bit ridicoulous?