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Brandon Walsh (Character)
from "Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990)

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"Beverly Hills, 90210: Something in the Air (#3.28)" (1993)
Brenda Walsh: [into the phone] That's right. At 10:00 exactly, you walk out.
Kelly Taylor: [into the phone] Listen, I'm sure you've heard about what's happening to Donna Martin...
David Silver: [into the phone] All you got to do is get up from whatever exam you're taking and walk out the door...
Steve Sanders: [into the phone] No, you don't need a note from your mother...
Andrea Zuckerman: [into the phone] Everyone's going to be doing it, and you don't want to be left there all alone.
Brandon Walsh: [into the phone] See you tomorrow, cool. Bye.

Brandon Walsh: Donna Martin Graduates!

Toby: I thought you were sitting at Donna's table?
Brandon Walsh: We were, we just weren't there when the whole thing went down.
Howard Banchek: Oh what did you two get a room or something?
Brandon Walsh: That's funny
[trying to avoid a confrontation]
Toby: In a sick way what's happening to Donna Martin is an epitaph to the dead spirit of the entire class of 93. Over and out.

Brandon Walsh: Has it occurred to anybody that nobody has even bothered to prove that Donna was drunk? Maybe she had a virus; if this was a real courtroom someone would have to ask that question.
Jim Walsh: If her parents don't appeal; no one is going to be able to ask any questions.

Brandon Walsh: Somebody has to stand up for Donna, dad.
Jim Walsh: Just do me a favor; don't get yourself arrested.

Toby: So Walsh, the rooster has finally come home to crow!
Brandon Walsh: [Andrea, Brenda, Steve, Kelly laugh] Where did you learn that Toby? A Farmer's Almanac.

Gil Meyers: [10am bell rings, everyone gets up] What's going on?
Brandon Walsh: We're walking out!
[Gil smiles]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Cuffs and Links (#4.24)" (1994)
Lucinda Nicholson: Brandon, hi there. I thought you were avoiding me. It's nice to see you here.
Brandon Walsh: [angry tone] What the hell did you tell Josh Richland about us?
Lucinda Nicholson: Nothing. What are you talking about?
Brandon Walsh: Well, he came by my house today. Claimed to know everything about it. The first thing he said to me was: "how long have you and Lucinda Nicholson been having an affair?"
Lucinda Nicholson: Richland doesn't know a thing. He was on a fishing expedition. He was apparently trying to trick you.
Brandon Walsh: Oh, I don't think so. I think he knows. I know Dylan and Kelly didn't tell him anything. My sister, Brenda, certainly didn't. So that leaves just you.
Lucinda Nicholson: Now, why would I do something like that?
Brandon Walsh: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you finally got your grant to do your little documentary movie about the female sexual drive of Non-monogamous women like yourself. You're leaving CU in a few days. So, I guess it doesn't matter to you anymore as long as you're not the one around here who takes the heat.
Lucinda Nicholson: I'm not out to hurt you, Brandon. I never told Josh Richland anything.
Brandon Walsh: I wish I could believe you, Lucinda, but I don't. I don't belive a single word that you say anymore.
Lucinda Nicholson: Well, that's your problem. I do have feelings for you, Brandon, even if you can't understand that.
Brandon Walsh: I can't even begin to understand that!
Lucinda Nicholson: You know, this gym is where we all began. Too bad we can't start over. You could spot me, I could spot you. Go out for coffee. Who knows where it might lead.
Brandon Walsh: It wouldn't lead anywhere.
Lucinda Nicholson: Well, I guess this is goodbye then.

Jim Walsh: I don't know how I managed to raise two kids who are so different.
Brandon Walsh: Maybe Brenda and I are not so different.
Jim Walsh: Believe me, you're different. I look at you and... I'm so proud at what you accomplished. You're bright, talented, and now you're on the college task force on education, people will finally start to look up at you. You're gonna be quite a force to be reckoned with, Brandon.
Brandon Walsh: Listen, Dad... I appreciate the confidence you have in me and everything and I know this is probably the last thing you need on your plate right now, but...
Jim Walsh: What's wrong?
Brandon Walsh: There's a guy at school named Josh Richland. He's a junior and he writes for the newspaper and... uh... he's been doing a little digging about me. For the past several weeks he's been following me around campus, to and from home... more or less stalking me by trying to find any dirt to write about.
Jim Walsh: So? What skeletons could he possibly find in your closet?
Brandon Walsh: The female kind.
Jim Walsh: What's wrong with that? You're 19, you're single.
Brandon Walsh: And she's 26, and married.
Jim Walsh: I see.
Brandon Walsh: Actually, if you want to get technical about it, she got divorced. But that's not the worst about it.
Jim Walsh: Okay, go ahead and hit me. Nothing could shock me now.
Brandon Walsh: She's on the faculty.
Jim Walsh: I'm shocked.

Brandon Walsh: Before I walk away... before I walk out that door for the last time, I want to ask you one personal question, and I want you to be honest with me.
Lucinda Nicholson: Sure, of course.
Brandon Walsh: Who did you sleep with this time to finally get your film making grant?
Lucinda Nicholson: [somewhat angry and insulted] Have a nice life, Brandon.

Jim Walsh: Is this affair with you and this married woman still going on?
Brandon Walsh: No. And she's leaving the school, but it could get pretty ugly. You know how it might look: "Student has affair with married female professor to get ahead in the university social club." I just thought you wanted to hear it from me first before the story comes out tomorrow in the Condor, and my political career comes to a grinding halt.
Jim Walsh: Well, I've got to hand it to you, Brandon. I didn't think anything could possibly take my mind off Brenda this afternoon, but... you did it.

Jim Walsh: So what's Steve's dad like?
Brandon Walsh: I only met him a couple of times; he's like Steve only he's got killer instinct.
Jim Walsh: Well, Steve hasn't matured yet!

Rush Sanders: You wanna drive Brandon?
Brandon Walsh: Love to!
Steve Sanders: Wait a minute! How come he gets to drive and not me?
Brandon Walsh: I don't think Brandon's gotten three speeding tickets in 18 months.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye (#4.1)" (1993)
Steve Sanders: That's not the best part!
[pulls out a key]
Brandon Walsh: They sent you a master key with your registration packet.
Steve Sanders: I knew you were going to say that!

David Silver: I'm going to take a swim.
Brandon Walsh: Sure, ocean's right over there!

Andrea Zuckerman: Hey, look who I found!
[She and Brenda walk out to the patio]
Brandon Walsh: Still wearing her colors!
Brenda Walsh: Came straight from the beach club!
Brandon Walsh: Did Henry give you a little farewell bonus?

Brandon Walsh: I didn't tell her about the menu.
Brenda Walsh: What about the menu?
Nat Bussichio: Starting tonight, the Peach Pit will offer a new selection.
[Pulls out a placard with Brenda's picture on it]
Nat Bussichio: Laverne's Honey Pie!
Brenda Walsh: Oh Nat!

Andrea Zuckerman: I think I'm going to take a walk up to the lagoon before it gets too hot.
Brandon Walsh: Wouldn't that happen to be the place where Gil Myers lives?
[teasing her]
Andrea Zuckerman: [She gives him a look] Go to breakfast Brandon!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: One Wedding and a Funeral (#6.10)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: Hey man, going somewhere?
Dylan McKay: Somewhere.
Brandon Walsh: Coming back?
Dylan McKay: Maybe someday, maybe not.
Brandon Walsh: I understand.
Dylan McKay: I know you do. Lock up the place for me will ya?
Brandon Walsh: Sure. I guess I'll see you around?
Dylan McKay: I guess.

[after the wedding]
Brandon Walsh: [jokingly] Toni, seeing you marry Dylan has filled me with much happiness but also makes me question your mental health!
Antonia 'Toni' Marchette: Really?

[At Dylan's house]
Brandon Walsh: Bruno called and told me not to let you go to Marchette's, something is up.
Dylan McKay: Toni's on her way down there.
Brandon Walsh: Let's go man!
[they rush out his front door]

[about Toni's death]
Brandon Walsh: You and I both know those bullets were not meant for Toni.
Dylan McKay: Not a word to anybody Brandon!
Brandon Walsh: I don't understand you McKay; first your father and now your wife. Are you gonna let this guy get away with this?

[At the cemetery]
Dylan McKay: Get rid of everybody, I got some unfinished business.
Brandon Walsh: Okay man!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Spring Breakdown (#7.24)" (1997)
Jim Walsh: [In his parent's home in Hong Kong] Welcome to Casa East!
Tracy Gaylian: Charming.
Brandon Walsh: In a very adult's only way. I'll be sure to rectify that.
[Jumps on te sofa with his shoes on]
Jim Walsh: I'm sure your mother would be very happy to hear that!
Brandon Walsh: Of course she would.

Brandon Walsh: [after Tracy leaves the room] I'll buy you a couple of beers later and fill you in on everything.

Brandon Walsh: It's good to see you.
[Hugs his dad]

Brandon Walsh: So papa Walsh, I came 7100 miles for a little wisdom. You better make it good.
Jim Walsh: Don't ask what's in the birds' nest soup and find something you love doing and the rest will fall into place.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Heartbreaker (#4.18)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: [Brandon and Dylan giving Nat CPR after he collapses from a heart attack] One, two, three, four, five.
Dylan McKay: Come on man, They're gonna be here! Come on.

Brandon Walsh: [Brandon has just entered Nat's hospital room] Guess some people will do anything to get a little attention? huh?

Dylan McKay: [Nat has just collapsed on the floor of the Peach Pit] No pulse!
Brandon Walsh: [Brandon opens Nat's shirt and starts CPR] Let's go, one, two, three, four, five.

Dylan McKay: Call 9-1-1!
Brandon Walsh: You got it bro!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Home Is Where the Tart Is (#6.1)" (1995)
Ray Pruit: [to Brandon] Don't worry, man. I have the ultimate set of tools.
David Silver: It's going to take a lot more than tools to fix up this place.
Steve Sanders: There is nothing that money can't fix.
Brandon Walsh: Your money, thank you very much.
Steve Sanders: Big deal.
Donna Martin: Look, Brandon we'll all help. We'll put everything back the way it was, okay?
Clare Arnold: Yeah, you know what my dad says. You make your bed, you gotta sleep in it.
Ginger LaMonica: Just don't sleep in it alone.

Brandon Walsh: [about the Realtor] Have you heard from the Dragon Lady lately?
Valerie Malone: Oh, yes, the lovely Candace was here the other day.

Brandon Walsh: I pity you Silver!
Steve Sanders: Don't pity him, have pity on me; I busted my butt in summer school and I'm still not a Junior!

Dylan McKay: [about aiding Dylan in the search for his father's killer] I tried she didn't want to play. I'd rather drag you in anyway.
Brandon Walsh: Sure, why should I let you have all the fun.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: You Say It's Your Birthday: Part 2 (#6.32)" (1996)
[last lines]
Valerie Malone: So... you think you guys are going to get back together again?
Brandon Walsh: You saw that, huh?
Valerie Malone: Yeah, I'm sorry. I wasn't snooping. I just didn't want to interrupt.
Brandon Walsh: Well, don't jump to any conclusions.
Valerie Malone: So are you saying that it wouldn't happen? You and Kelly getting back together?
Brandon Walsh: I don't know. If Dylan and Brenda found each other in a town of 15 million, if you include the outlying areas... it could happen.
[Brandon exits]
Valerie Malone: [to herself] Not if I can help it.

Brandon Walsh: [at the Jail] What is important is that we saw Colin.
Richard Ballen: Did he see you?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah.
Richard Ballen: Guess that's why he didn't board ship.

Susan Keats: [On the deck] I couldn't leave without saying goodbye.
Brandon Walsh: That's big of you.
Susan Keats: Your not going to try to talk me out of it?
Brandon Walsh: You want me too?
Susan Keats: Part of me is that my heart is breaking. I desperately don't want to leave you Brandon.
Brandon Walsh: And the other part of you?
Susan Keats: I know this might seem like a double standard to you. You give up your job for me and I won't do the same thing for you.
Brandon Walsh: Exactly.
Susan Keats: [Fighting back tears] It is so hard for a woman to get ahead in this world; I have to do this; if I don't I will always wonder.
Brandon Walsh: You know what Keats, don't worry about it. If I don't vote for you for President you'll understand.
Susan Keats: Can I call you and give you the number when I get there?
Brandon Walsh: No, I'm going to be on the road.
Susan Keats: [Finally face each other. She is still fighting the tears] Forget your trip and come with me to Washington. There are so many opportunities for someone like you.
Brandon Walsh: I don't think so.
[Susan turns away]
Brandon Walsh: You could stay with me they are putting me up.
[Faces him again]
Brandon Walsh: If I drive through I'll look you up.
Susan Keats: Ok, I guess. Can you kiss me goodbye at least?
Brandon Walsh: [He gives her a quick kiss on the cheek and pulls away] Goodbye Susan. Good luck.
[She walks away still crying knowing its over]

Joan Diamond: [outside the car] Where's Susan?
Brandon Walsh: In Washington D.C. We broke up. I don't wanna talk about it.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Emily (#4.13)" (1993)
Emily Valentine: What do you think I should do?
Brandon Walsh: It's not my decision to make, Em.
Emily Valentine: Well, what if I go to France and it's as awful as that rice curd?
Brandon Walsh: Then you'll come home.
Emily Valentine: Hmmm. But what if I love it?
Brandon Walsh: Then you'll be happy. What's wrong with that?
Emily Valentine: I can't go backwards. I'll end up right back where I started. I didn't like myself back then very much then.
Brandon Walsh: Listen, Em... you're the one who said you've got to take risks. If you don't do this, you're going to regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Emily Valentine: I love you.
Brandon Walsh: And I love you too. Come one. We've got a lot of packing to do.

Brandon Walsh: Take women for example.
Emily Valentine: Do I really wanna hear this?
[He nods his head]
Emily Valentine: Ok, I really do wanna hear this.
Brandon Walsh: First, there was the Olympic Ice Skater, I was crazy about her, unfortunately she liked skating a lot more than me. Then there was the girl I met at the beach club. I thought she was perfect until she turned out to be a total bigot. Then there was Nikki, Nikki was ok except I caught her on the rebound from an abusive boyfriend. Then this summer I met a girl who's great, unfortunately she had been raped at knife point and lived in New York City.
Emily Valentine: Sounds like you got a thing for wounded birds.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah and last but not least there was the married woman.
Emily Valentine: You were involved with a married woman?
Brandon Walsh: Not just married, married to one of my professors.
Emily Valentine: Sounds like Brandon Walsh is doing a little playing with fire of his own.

Rosie O'Toole: [Knocks on the door to Emily's apartment] Open up it's me, I know you're in there.
Brandon Walsh: Great timing.
Emily Valentine: She has a knack for it.

Brandon Walsh: [Talking about Emily's educational opportunity] In France?, Why didn't she tell me this?
Rosie O'Toole: Hello? Why do you think? She's in love with you!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Mr. Walsh Goes to Washington (#4.31)" (1994)
Kelly Taylor: I like being in your world, Brandon. I wanna stay in it.
Brandon Walsh: Well, you're welcome to stay as long as you want.
Kelly Taylor: Thank you.
[they kiss]

Jesse Vasquez: The baby is small; 2 pounds and 7 ounces.
Brandon Walsh: [Gives a serious look] Well you know what they say; good things come in small packages.

Brenda Walsh: [Talking about her being a superstar actress and Brandon the President] As long as you invite us over for a sleepover at the White House!
Brandon Walsh: Done!

Clare Arnold: [At a formal dinner at the Task Force, Clare and Lucinda are rubbing Brandon's thighs underneath te table] What's the matter Brandon, you don't like impressionism?
Brandon Walsh: This meal is leaving quite an impression.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Brandon Leaves (#9.5)" (1998)
Brandon Walsh: I talked to my parents.
Steve Sanders: Oh, you didn't have to call your parents.
Brandon Walsh: The house is yours for as long as you want it.
Steve Sanders: But I'm glad you did.

Brandon Walsh: [to Kelly] I've been here nine years and never gone night swimming.

Brandon Walsh: [sitting on the beach after their swim] Your footprints and any traces that you were here get wiped away as if you were never here.
Kelly Taylor: That's not going to happen.

Brandon Walsh: [after listening to everyone's goodbye at the Peach Pit] So what you're all saying is get the hell out of here?
Steve Sanders: Pretty much.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Reunion (#8.27)" (1998)
Brandon Walsh: Have you been crying?
Andrea Zuckerman: Just happy to see you.

Brandon Walsh: [about her divorce] I'm just trying to your friend on this.
Andrea Zuckerman: Stop trying to second guess me.

Brandon Walsh: [Walking the track with Andrea] The only useful thing I learned in high school, running in circles.
Andrea Zuckerman: Kind of sad isn't it?
Brandon Walsh: Not as sad as all that lying going on in there.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Class of Beverly Hills (#1.0)" (1990)
Brandon Walsh: First day of school... strange city... new house... no friends... I'm psyched!

Brenda Walsh: Nobody knows me here! I could be anybody. I could be somebody!
Brandon Walsh: Like what, Homecoming Queen?

Brenda Walsh: I think we're going to need a raise in our allowance.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Vital Signs (#4.30)" (1994)
Steve Sanders: [In Laura's dorm room] Is Clare out of your system?
Brandon Walsh: Clare is gone but the curse of Clare remains!

Kelly Taylor: [In the parking lot at CU] Mr. Walsh, what are you doing here so early on a Saturday?
Brandon Walsh: I'm not going to the library. I'm on a stake out!
Kelly Taylor: What?
Brandon Walsh: The Chancellor has been kind of blowing me off.
Kelly Taylor: Does this have anything to do with Clare?

Brenda Walsh: [to Steve] Talk is cheap Steve!
Steve Sanders: Man, that girl is never going to forgive me!
Kelly Taylor: See the play Steve!
Brandon Walsh: See the play!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Angels We Have Heard on High (#6.15)" (1995)
Susan Keats: [Trimming the tree at the Walsh household] Is it true that for your first Christmas in L.A. you spray painted a dead tree?
Brandon Walsh: It's an ugly rumor.

Brandon Walsh: [Handing her the package from Jim] Who do you think this is from?
Cindy Walsh: [Opens the package and reads the apology note from Jim and opens the gift] Oh what a lovely angel. Brandon I have to call the airline, there's a reservation I need to make.

Brandon Walsh: [to Clare about Steve] Remind me to have his urine tested.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: My Desperate Valentine (#2.16)" (1991)
Dylan McKay: Your afraid of what will happen to her if you dump her?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I guess.
Dylan McKay: Man, I'm afraid of what will happen to you if you don't!

Steve Sanders: I thought you blew her off!
Brandon Walsh: I did, she blew back in!

Brenda Walsh: Mom, Emily Valentine has stepped way over the line, I mean this isn't about a broken heart this about a fatal attraction.
Brandon Walsh: How did Michael Douglas handle it?
Brenda Walsh: Not very well!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Big Hurt (#6.28)" (1996)
Susan Keats: [after Brandon comes out of the dark room] Is it me or is that girl trying to impersonate Kelly?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah. I think she has a few loose screws.

Brandon Walsh: Val, I think I may know who keyed your car!
Valerie Malone: Really who?
Brandon Walsh: This is a hunch but something tells me Kelly's new roomate has a couple of screws loose.

Kelly Taylor: I want to see her!
Brandon Walsh: No you don't.
[Obviously concerned]
Kelly Taylor: Yes, I do. I want this to be over and if I see her it will be!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Aloha Beverly Hills: Part 2 (#8.2)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: [At dinner after David's accident] I never thought I'd ear myself say this; but David you could lose a few pounds.
Kelly Taylor: [Smacks him] Brandon! Don't listen to him David!

Brandon Walsh: [after Kelly has been shot] Kel, stay with me, come on Kelly stay with me.

Kelly Taylor: [Catches Tracy and Brandon hugging] Well, well isn't this a pretty picture.
Brandon Walsh: Kel, what are you doing here?
Kelly Taylor: Maybe I should ask you the same thing.
Brandon Walsh: I can't believe you're here!
[moves towards her]
Kelly Taylor: I bet you can't.
Brandon Walsh: [leans into her ear] Let me guess, Valerie called?
Kelly Taylor: No, Donna.
Tracy Gaylian: Kelly, let me explain!
Kelly Taylor: Explain what?
[obviously not amused at the situation]
Brandon Walsh: For starters this is Eric Anderson, Tracy's fiancé!
[Brandon smiles and Kelly turns beet red as Eric introduces himself]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Under the Influence (#5.2)" (1994)
[Brandon sees Dylan drinking]
Dylan McKay: You want a beer?
Brandon Walsh: No thanks.
Dylan McKay: Then will you quit looking at mine?

Donna Martin: [to Travis] D' Shawn plays on the basketball team at CU.
Brandon Walsh: Correction, D'Shawn is the basketball team at CU.

Kelly Taylor: [after Donna does her debutante bow] See what I mean, they have turned her into a trained seal.
Brandon Walsh: Maybe you should talk to her.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Duke's Bad Boy (#3.23)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: You paid off Duke for me?
Nat Bussichio: Yep. And you're going to work off every cent.
Brandon Walsh: I will, Nat. Every last cent.
Nat Bussichio: Jesus, Brandon... fifteen-hundred dollars? What were you thinking? Do you realize how close you came to getting both your kneecaps broken, or worse? How many times did I ask you: Is everything all right? Are you in any trouble? Can you handle this?
Brandon Walsh: What can I say? You were right. I got out of control.
Nat Bussichio: Nah, it's more then that. Do you know how many gamblers think they can get out of the hole they're in by betting again, and again, AND AGAIN?
Brandon Walsh: I know.
Nat Bussichio: Do you? Do you realize the severity of what you have and what it can do to you? I'm warning you Brandon, if I ever catch you gambling again, the first phone call I make is to your father.
Brandon Walsh: Agreed. Thanks, Nat. I won't forget this, what you did for me.
Nat Bussichio: Neither will I.

[after Brandon confides in Steve about owing $1,500 to a mobster bookie]
Steve Sanders: Brandon, why didn't you tell me a little bit about this sooner? Maybe I could have helped you.
Brandon Walsh: I didn't want anyone to know. It's my business.
Steve Sanders: You can always go to your Dad and ask him to bail you out.
Brandon Walsh: No, no, I can't tell my Dad. I've been lying to him for too long by telling him that I'm just betting chump change. It's not his problem, and I can't drag him into it. He ever finds out that I've squandered all my money and then some on sports and that I've been lying to him about it, he'll never trust me again.
Steve Sanders: Well, which is worse? Telling your Dad about the trouble you're in, or telling Duke that you can't pay him?
Brandon Walsh: I don't know. I really don't know. I'm out of control, man... I don't know what I would have done to that kid out there if you hadn't shown up.
Steve Sanders: How could you even expect Jeff to come up with than kind of money?
Brandon Walsh: I don't know! I got an angry bookie after me for $1,500 of losses, and... Nat's right... I'm totally out of control. I'm hooked. All I can think of is grabbing the nearest phone and trying to decide which bookie to call to place a bet. Wait... maybe you can go to your Mom. Tell her some sob story to get the money.
Steve Sanders: No, I don't think so. She put the breaks on that kind of thing a long time ago. She gives me a check at the beginning of the month for a grand and I have to make it last. And, it's all gone right now except for $300.
Brandon Walsh: I'll take it.
Steve Sanders: [gives Brandon all his cash] All right here. But then what?
Brandon Walsh: I don't know! I'll pray. What do you think they're gonna do to me if I can't pay all of it? Break my nose? Maybe, break my thumbs?
Steve Sanders: No, not for $1,500.
Brandon Walsh: Steve, he's got this big goon that drives him around.
Steve Sanders: Nah. I think Duke's just trying to scare you. You'll see.
Brandon Walsh: I don't think so.

Duke Weatherill: Kid, we had a conversasion a couple of weeks ago. Do you remember what I said?
Brandon Walsh: I remember.
Duke Weatherill: Good. So, where's my money?
Brandon Walsh: [stamering; very nervous] I... umm... it...
Duke Weatherill: Kid, I said that I would let you slide one time, and one time only.
Brandon Walsh: And I paid you for that, didn't I?
Duke Weatherill: That was the last time. Where's the money you owe me now for all those bets you had me place on and lost every one?
Brandon Walsh: [nervously stammering again] Um... I'll get it, Duke. But I just... need time. The fact is... I'm broke. Totally broke. I got nothing left and...
Duke Weatherill: [chuckles deviously] I like you, kid. Despite your losing streak, I really like you. You're friendly, a good gambler... but you see that big guy over there?
[Duke points to a menacing-looking, burly man sitting behind the wheel of his parked car in the back ally]
Duke Weatherill: That's Tony, my driver and associate. And... Tony doesn't like anybody. So once again, do you remember how much money you owe me, or do I have to refresh your memory again?
Brandon Walsh: No, I remember. Fifthteen-hundred?
Duke Weatherill: That's a lot of money, kid. You need time to pay? You got it. You have until Friday.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Long Goodbye (#7.26)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: [after the kiss] Uh, Trace, I don't know how to start this exactly but I have to.
Tracy Gaylian: What?
Brandon Walsh: I don't think we should see each other anymore.
Tracy Gaylian: [Upset] You serious?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah.
[Looks at her]
Brandon Walsh: I'm not as into this relationship as you deserve someone to be.
Tracy Gaylian: What does that mean?

Kelly Taylor: Since that kiss I can't stop thinking about you.
Brandon Walsh: So what should we do?

Brandon Walsh: This isn't about Tracy, this is about you and your little vendetta against Kelly.
Valerie Malone: No, this is about me caring about you!
[Walks away]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Stormy Weather (#5.21)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: [In Chancellor Arnold's office] The absentee father, cleaning up after the alcoholic mother and bad girl reputation she had to live down, Kelly is very hard on herself.

Chancelor Milton Arnold: [after telling Brandon where to look on the charges against Finley] I will be out of my office momentarily; would you like to get a bite?
Brandon Walsh: [Gives Chancellor Arnold a planned excuse] I just can't sir, but can I take a rain check?
[Chancellor Arnold leaves smiling]

Kelly Taylor: [At Dylan's home and after Kelly has listened to a former student of Professor Finley] Can someone take me home?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah I will.
[Kelly and Dylan embrace and the student shows Brandon his cult scars on his arms]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Heaven Scent (#7.25)" (1997)
Mariah Murphy: I'm just glad you remembered me.
Brandon Walsh: Of course, meeting you was the highlight of my summer.

Tracy Gaylian: [after Mariah has left the Walsh household] Either Mariah met Kelly in a past life or you poured your heart out to her in lonesome city Texas.
Brandon Walsh: [Obviously annoyed with Tracy] Be an angel will you?

Mariah Murphy: [in the Walshes' kitchen] Your friends are so nice.
Brandon Walsh: [jokingly] How would you know, you've been held hostage by Kelly the whole time.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Lover's Leap (#6.5)" (1995)
Dylan McKay: He has a picture of him with his arm around Jack. He's sick!
Brandon Walsh: Toni doesn't know anything about this?
Dylan McKay: Nope.

Donna Martin: [Nat and Willie are chasing a mouse] Nat, Nat you're handling this all wrong.
Dylan McKay: Donna, you get a better method?
Donna Martin: As a matter of fact I do! Perhaps you guys better stand back. I think I saw him go behind the Jukebox.
[At the Jukebox]
Brandon Walsh: What are you going to do?
Donna Martin: Oh it is very scientific.
[Kneels down]
Donna Martin: Come here mousy.
[Mouse comes to her and goes in her hand]
Donna Martin: Is this the little mouse you guys are scared of?
Nat Bussichio: Get him out of here!
[All are amazed at her]

Dylan McKay: [At the Student Union] Does anybody else know what you know?
Brandon Walsh: No!
Dylan McKay: Good let's keep it that way!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fortunate Son (#6.14)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: A couple of years ago when I was in high school, I used to gamble... a lot. I got into some trouble with a bookie betting on football games. I won a lot of money, but I didn't quit while I was ahead and kept on gambling.
Susan Keats: Did you get out of control as you did last night?
Brandon Walsh: Worse. I lost a lot of money. I would have lost more than that... physical parts... if a good friend of mine hadn't bailed me out.
Susan Keats: Nat?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah. Even after that though, I'd sit down at a poker game and take any bet that came along. I didn't even think twice about it.
Susan Keats: Are you saying you have a gambling problem?
Brandon Walsh: Look at what happened last night. Guess you can't be a little addicted.
Susan Keats: No, you can't.
Brandon Walsh: You know, I knew I had a problem. I thought I had it under control. But I don't.
Susan Keats: I'd like to help you, if you will let me. Let me take to a gambler's anonymous meeting, or therapy, or whatever. I'll help you... if you want me to.

Brandon Walsh: [At the Walsh house counting cards] There is nothing wrong with lowering the house odds.
Valerie Malone: The house is for charity!

Brandon Walsh: [to Nat] I screwed up 3 years ago, don't you think the statue of limitations has run out by now?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Remember the Alamo (#7.1)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: Huh. That's a bus to Houston. It's a sign from God. You got to get on it.
Steve Sanders: Hmm. Yeah?
Brandon Walsh: You think I want to listen to you complain and watch you limp around for the next two days? Why don't you just get out of here?
Steve Sanders: Okay, listen, if you call home, don't tell anybody. I want to surprise Clare.
Brandon Walsh: I'm sure you will. But be gentle, big boy. She's a small girl.
Steve Sanders: Like a man possessed!

Mariah Murphy: Brandon, it... it appears as though we're offending some people. Do you want to leave?
Brandon Walsh: Sure.
Daniel: Mariah, we still need to talk.
Mariah Murphy: No, you need to listen. It is over between us. I can be seen with whoever I want, whatever color. Take me home, Brandon.
Brandon Walsh: Okay.
[Mariah and Brandon start to walk away when Daniel and his friend block Brandon]
Mariah Murphy: What are you doing? What is this? Are you threatening him? Are you threatening him? You're just as bad as a Hadley City redneck. You know that? Yeah, you do.
[to Brandon]
Mariah Murphy: Come on.
Brandon Walsh: Sorry about that.
Mariah Murphy: Not as sorry as I am.

Library Manager: I warn you. You are on thin ice.
Mariah Murphy: Really? Well then I'm turning in my skates. I quit!
Brandon Walsh: Wait a minute, she didn't mean that. Tell her you didn't mean that.
Mariah Murphy: I meant every word of it.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: What I Did on My Summer Vacation and Other Stories (#5.1)" (1994)
David Silver: So, you and your parents waiting for Brenda to get in?
Brandon Walsh: No, she's staying in London all year.
David Silver: Really?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, she did so well at the Royal Academy this summer they asked her to become a full-time student.
David Silver: Man, that's great for her.
Brandon Walsh: It's very cool for her. At this rate, we may never see her again.

Brandon Walsh: [In Kelly's room at the beach house] Have you seen my socks?
Kelly Taylor: As a matter of fact I have.
[Reveals her foot with his sock on]
Brandon Walsh: Why are you wearing my socks?
Kelly Taylor: Because my feet were cold.
Brandon Walsh: Can I have them back?
Kelly Taylor: If you want them back you are going to have to come and get them.
Brandon Walsh: You want to make me late, that's right?

Cindy Walsh: [At the airport discussing Valerie] No one has to know what she has been through the past couple of months.
Brandon Walsh: Relax mom, I'm not braindead give me a little credit.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Misery Loves Company (#3.1)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: Henry, why didn't you tell me that you hired Andrea Zuckerman?
Henry Thomas: You heard her, she wanted to surprise you.

Brandon Walsh: Great, now my mommy and daddy are here! Henry, are there any more surprises you would like to tell me?

Brenda Walsh: Do you think they saw us?
Brandon Walsh: You better have a damn good story ready!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Intervention (#5.9)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: Look, Dylan, you might have given up on yourself, but I'm here for a very selfish reason. You saved my life once. Three years ago we went on a camping trip, we were up on a mountain the morning after a rainstorm, I slipped on some rocks and you saved me from falling off the cliff. Do you remember?
Dylan McKay: Yeah, I remember. So what?
Brandon Walsh: So, when I see you getting all boozed up and all geezed out on coke or whatever you're killing yourself with, I can't help thinking... what's gonna happen next time if you're not there?
Dylan McKay: You fall off the mountain. I'm not in the saviory business anymore, Brandon.
David Silver: Well, I can't agree with you on that one, Dylan. Did you forget about the little incident that happened in the beach apartment a few months ago? I called on you for help. I was wasted on meth, the cops were banging on the door... you saved me from going to jail.
Andrea Zuckerman: Look, David buried his friend Scott in high school. Brandon just buried his friend Josh a short while ago. We don't want to bury you, Dylan.
Dylan McKay: So put your shovels away, 'cause nobody's dying here, all right? I'm fine.
Brandon Walsh: You're not fine.
Dylan McKay: I'm fine!
Brandon Walsh: Stop lying to us, and stop lying to yourself. People who play with guns and get high are not fine!

Kelly Taylor: I'll have just have hot tea!
[Brandon is ordering for him, Kelly, Steve, Jesse and Andrea]
Brandon Walsh: Oh boy, here we go!
Andrea Zuckerman: What?
Brandon Walsh: Kelly's not eating anymore.
[Andrea gives her a look]
Kelly Taylor: Brandon, do me a favor and don't turn into my mother!
Nat Bussichio: I hate to break up this party but I got some terrible news. Your mother called Brandon, it seems our friend checked himself out of rehab this afternoon.
[Everyone gets an annoyed look on their faces]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Ticket to Ride (#6.29)" (1996)
Susan Keats: Can you give me another coin, I need something to scratch it off with.
Brandon Walsh: [He takes the coin] Give me that.
[Scratches the ticket]
Brandon Walsh: Oh man!
Susan Keats: Another dud huh?
Brandon Walsh: Oh man!
Susan Keats: Alright, alright, you can say I told you so.
Brandon Walsh: Oh man! We got a match. Look at these numbers.
[Shows her the ticket]
Susan Keats: Oh my God! We won $5,000.00 Brandon!
[Run back to the Cashier]

Susan Keats: Brandon, what got into us?
Brandon Walsh: I think it's called greed.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Buffalo Gals (#6.2)" (1995)
Dylan McKay: [Looks at stuff on Tony Marchette and sees the engagement ring] You getting engaged?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, wanna be my best man?
Dylan McKay: Thought you'd never ask.
[Gives him a look]
Dylan McKay: Take it back!
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I have been busy this summer.
Dylan McKay: So has Kelly from what I hear.
Brandon Walsh: I know I met the loser coming out of her bedroom this morning.
[Dylan looks at him and Brandon gives him a fake smile]
Brandon Walsh: So much for "I choose me!"
Dylan McKay: Going to the party?
Brandon Walsh: Of course; I'm a glutton for punishment!
Dylan McKay: Yeah so am I.
Dylan McKay: Loser huh?
Brandon Walsh: [Gives him a look] Loser!

Donna Martin: [Donna is drunk on Champagne again] Can someone pass me the champagne?
Dylan McKay: Donna, don't you think you should slow down? This is your third glass.
Donna Martin: [Looks at Dylan] Are you saying you won't give pass it to me? That's fine; I'll get it myself.
[She reaches for the bottle]
Brandon Walsh: [Brandon grabs the bottle from her hand] Whoa! Hey, you're cut off!
Dylan McKay: [Talking to Brandon like a dog] Give it to me Brandon!
Kelly Taylor: No, no. It's ok; I'll drive her home!
[Brandon reluctantly gives the bottle back]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Straight Shooter (#7.21)" (1997)
Tracy Gaylian: [about Dick's behavior at the After Dark] Dick looks stoned!
Brandon Walsh: At least Steve isn't getting wasted.

Brandon Walsh: [Outside the After Dark there is a shrine to Dick complete with a bong] Look how they remember him; man!
Steve Sanders: [Walks up and picks it up] Who left this here?
[Nobody fesses up]
Steve Sanders: I see; it's nobody's bong.
[In anger and hurt he throws the bong to the ground. Kelly, Tracy and Clare jump at the sound]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Acting Out (#4.28)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: Hey Nat, any idea how communism fell?
Nat Bussichio: Think it had something to do with 90 proof vodka.
Brandon Walsh: Can I quote you on that?
Nat Bussichio: Sure.

Kelly Taylor: Brandon, what happened to you?
Brandon Walsh: I went out on date with Clare!
Kelly Taylor: Ah, was it fun?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Graduation Day: Part 1 (#7.31)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: [about her being swindled out of all her money] I want you to say that you didn't do this to mess with Kelly because that's exactly what it looks like!
Valerie Malone: No, I didn't do it to mess with Kelly. Bill Taylor is a business man and I thought I was making a smart investment.

Brandon Walsh: [after Val has told him that her mother isn't coming to graduation either] Your mother isn't coming?
Valerie Malone: She blew me off!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Loser Take All (#7.9)" (1996)
Steve Sanders: [At the Walsh's talking about Val's supposed abortion] I told Kelly thinking she might want someone to talk to!
Brandon Walsh: You told Kelly and they talked? Right church wrong pew!

Kelly Taylor: [At the counter in the Peach Pit] Valerie should come with a warning label!
Brandon Walsh: Easy Kell!
Kelly Taylor: I don't get how someone so smart be so blind?
Brandon Walsh: [Looks embarrased and smiles] Ok, I'll bite, what are you talking about?
Kelly Taylor: Nothing!
[Not really wanting to spill the secret in case he knows]
Brandon Walsh: Hey Kell, you brought this up so you have to give!
Kelly Taylor: You really don't know do you?
Brandon Walsh: What are you talking about Kell?
Kelly Taylor: Val claims to have been pregnant and had an abortion.
Brandon Walsh: [Disbelief] When?
Kelly Taylor: Last week.
[Gives him a look and her tone changes to prove Val lied]
Kelly Taylor: She cried all over my shoulder.
[Looks at Val and Nat by the bathroom with little Frankie]
Nat Bussichio: You have a way with kids Val!
[Kelly and Brandon overhear this]
Kelly Taylor: Like Custer had a way with the Indians!
Brandon Walsh: Why wouldn't she tell me about this?
[Hurt, confused and shocked]
Kelly Taylor: For some reason she has a problem lying to you; a problem she doesn't have with the rest of us!
[Kelly smirks in truth and Brandon looks at Val]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: All That Jazz (#7.28)" (1997)
Steve Sanders: [about the Television Award show that is honoring his mother] If I get sick my mother's gonna kill me!
Brandon Walsh: Steve, it's not that contagious.
[Val walks in sneezing and coughing. Steve grabs a napkin]
Steve Sanders: Apparently not! Hope your feeling better Val.
[Walks out with the napkin over his nose and mouth]

Brandon Walsh: [after Val leaves Brandon and Kelly's room] At least she's trying Kel.
Kelly Taylor: Only when your around!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Things That Go Bang in the Night (#5.8)" (1994)
Valerie Malone: All right you want the truth? The truth is I can't do this anymore. I can't go to these KEG frat parties or hang out with your square, straight-arrow friends knowing that Dylan is all by himself going down and down, and I'm the only one there to keep him afloat!
Brandon Walsh: That's his choice.
Valerie Malone: How can you say that? You told me that you are willing to let me start over 20 times if you have to. What did Dylan ever do to you that was so terrible that you have to completely shut him out?
Brandon Walsh: He knows if he wants help, all he has to do is ask.
Valerie Malone: But he is crying for help! Can't you see that? Dylan is so angry at himself, angry at the world for being lied to and betrayed by people he's come to like and trust that he doesn't know how. God, what kind of rock-bottom are you waiting for him to hit? The kind where he might end up dead? He's over there right now drugged out of his mind.
Brandon Walsh: He's taking drugs now?
Valerie Malone: Yeah, hard stuff. This is just like watching my father all over again in the weeks before he blew his own brains out. Feeling he's lost everything, nothing to live for, cleaning his gun, debating with himself whether or not to put it to his temple and...
Brandon Walsh: Wait a mintue. What gun?
Valerie Malone: You know what I'm talking about. Some pistol he bought from a street dealer. You told me that he almost shot you with it just last year.
Brandon Walsh: He told me he got rid of it.
Valerie Malone: Well, apparently he lied.
Brandon Walsh: That's not the first time he's done that. Or for that matter... you.

Brandon Walsh: [trying to wake up Dylan sleeping on his living room couch] Dylan? Dylan, come on man. Come on Dylan. Hey, come on. Wake up! Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on. Come on, let's walk around here a little bit huh?
Dylan McKay: I'm fine! What, you think I O.D.? I was alseep.
Brandon Walsh: Must be a heavy sleeper. It took me nearly two minutes to wake you up.
Dylan McKay: Just very tired.
Brandon Walsh: Big day shooting up the house?
Dylan McKay: What house? This isn't my house. Don't got a house. I got nothing. No house. No money. No friends or family. Hey, where's my gun?
Brandon Walsh: Look, Dylan... I know that Kevin and Suzanne ripped you off, but... I'm really sorry. The only thing I can say is you gotta get over it.
Dylan McKay: [sarcastic] Yeah, I'll get over it... first thing in the morning.
Brandon Walsh: All right fine, then don't get over it! But do something besides just getting wasted everyday. I mean, what are you saying, man? That there was never anything more than money...
Dylan McKay: [interupting] Don't... don't come over here after two months and start analizing me! What do you know? How do you get so wise and come over here? Man, you live at home. You live the most cuddled existence of anybody that I know, and yet you come in here and tell me that you have some idea of what I'm going through. Man, you have no idea to what I am going through!
Brandon Walsh: Don't try to turn this around. This isn't about me.
Dylan McKay: No, it's never about you, isn't it Brandon? It's about Brenda. Brenda's got guts, man. She had the guts and moved away to another continent just to get away from you and everyone else in this evil world we live in!
Brandon Walsh: Dylan, at this point in time, I'm just about the only friend you've got. You sure you want to do this? Push me away like you've done to everyone else?
Dylan McKay: Yeah! May the bridges I burn light the way!
Brandon Walsh: Okay...
Dylan McKay: Brandon! Don't take my gun. If you walk out of here with it, I'll call the cops on you myself!
Brandon Walsh: Go ahead. My licence plate number is 3E5503. Want me to write it down?
Dylan McKay: No... just go. Get out. Leave me alone. GET OUT!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Must Be a Guy Thing (#6.3)" (1995)
Susan Keats: As far as experimental laboratories go, this place isn't that bad.
Brandon Walsh: I'd say the men have behaved quite well.
Susan Keats: The night is still young.
[She catches the eye of a frat guy at the bar, and he walks over to her]
Frat Guy: Excuse me, but I can't help wonder, um, do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Susan Keats: No. Why?
Frat Guy: 'Cause I sure can see myself in your pants.
Susan Keats: [Susan leans over and whispers to Brandon] As you were saying?
Frat Guy: Hey, seriously, uh, haven't we met somewhere before?
Susan Keats: Yeah, we have. I'm the secretary at your VD clinic.
[Frat boy shakes his head and walks away]
Brandon Walsh: You cheated. He was downwind of your perfume.

Susan Keats: All's fair in war.
Brandon Walsh: And love?
Susan Keats: Love's got nothin' to do with it.
Brandon Walsh: Okay.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Toil and Trouble (#8.8)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: I happen to like Vanilla.
Kelly Taylor: My point exactly.

Steve Sanders: [after seeing the table all messed up from sex] We're we robbed?
Brandon Walsh: No.
Steve Sanders: What happened? Small tornado blew through the neighborhood.
Brandon Walsh: Kelly and I...
Kelly Taylor: Couldn't wait to get up stairs.
Steve Sanders: Oh that's a really good one. What happened?
Brandon Walsh: Is that so hard to believe?
Steve Sanders: Maybe not upstairs in the privacy of your bedroom but down here not a chance!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Unreal World (#5.24)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: [Clare, David, Steve and Donna get Brandon to confess about Emily] Emily came to town and she uh, got under my skin.

Brandon Walsh: [All watch as Brandon and Steve talk about Kelly] Would you put Kelly on that list?
Steve Sanders: If Kelly would take me back; I'd go in a second.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Take Back the Night (#4.11)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: The last time I was in here, things got a little confusing, at least for me. I don't want there to be any misunderstanding.
D'Shawn Hardell: Who does?
Brandon Walsh: Straight ahead then, to the point. I want to wish you luck on your midterm.
D'Shawn Hardell: Straight ahead? I meant it, Walsh. You take my test, or I'll tell Randall you're doing his wife.
Brandon Walsh: There's nothing going on between me and Randall's wife.
D'Shawn Hardell: [scoffs] I saw what I saw. Don't insult me.
Brandon Walsh: Okay... something started. But when I found out she was married to Randall, it stopped. We never even slept together. No harm, no foul. You want to tell Randall that I'm sleeping with his wife? Go ahead and tell him. The worst thing that he can do is flunk me.
D'Shawn Hardell: You don't understand, man. I can't do the test.
Brandon Walsh: If you fail, I'll keep working with you as your tutor. You might miss a few games, but you can still pass the semester.
D'Shawn Hardell: I can't miss games! The coach said he'll drop me from the squad if I miss one game. The team cannot win without me. You're fooling with my life!
Brandon Walsh: I can't take the test for you! And even if I could, this academic stuff isn't going to go away on it's own. Sooner or later, you have to deal with it.
D'Shawn Hardell: No, you've got to deal with it! You got to help me out, man. What can I do if I can't play ball? Tell me that, huh? All my life... all I want to be is a basketball player. Nothing more. What else can I do? If I fail my tests, I could loose my scholarship. I'll get kicked out of CU. What do I do then, huh? I can't go back to Texas. There's no life for me back there. What would I do there? Be a short order cook? A janitor? Join a gang? For me, my life is here playing basketball, or nowhere.
Brandon Walsh: I'm sorry. I gotta go. Good luck.
D'Shawn Hardell: [as Brandon walks out] I'll talk! I'll mess you up! You haven't seen Randall's true face! You think all he'll do is flunk you? You don't know what he's capable of! You walk away from me, and you're buying yourself a world of hurt!

Brandon Walsh: We've got a major problem. D'Shawn saw us here yesterday.
Lucinda Nicholson: [shrugs] Yeah? So, he saw us.
Brandon Walsh: So, he knows. He said he's going to tell your husband that we're having an affair unless I take his sociology test for him.
Lucinda Nicholson: So take the stupid test. That was probably the deal anyway.
Brandon Walsh: What deal?
Lucinda Nicholson: Brandon, you are so naive. Why do you think my husband is being so nice to you? He's never nice to anyone... including me. Plus, why do you think the exam is a take-home for God's sake?
Brandon Walsh: [incredulous] I don't know what to say.
Lucinda Nicholson: Say you'll stop being a baby and start playing your part.
Brandon Walsh: You mean... you want me to continue running around flirting with you behind your husband's back and write D'Shawn's test for him?
Lucinda Nicholson: Well... yeah. It would make things a hell of a lot easier.
[Brandon shakes his head with disbelief]
Brandon Walsh: Sorry, but I kind of like doing things the hard way.
Lucinda Nicholson: Brandon! Before you go and do something you'll regret, do you want some advice?
Brandon Walsh: [as he walks away] No!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Morning After (#9.1)" (1998)
Steve Sanders: You call off the wedding and then you sleep with her?
Brandon Walsh: I know.

Brandon Walsh: [to Valerie] Would you go be a bitch somewhere else?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Clean Slate (#5.3)" (1994)
Alex Diaz: [addressing the student senate] Brandon Walsh is part of a plan to process D'Shawn Hardell though a system of academic apartheid. And make no mistake about it... it's a very profitable system. But how profitable is it going to be for D'Shawn when he leaves C.U. without a real education? And why is it that that these disposable athletes are always young men of color while their tutors are always white boys who just happen to be appointed by the Chancellor to the National Task Force on Education?
Brandon Walsh: Wait a minute. I don't understand what me being on the task force has anything to do with...
Alex Diaz: You're out of order, Walsh!
D'Shawn Hardell: [enters] And you're out of line! Sorry for interrupting, everybody. But my name is D'Shawn Hardell, and what you're accusing Brandon of might have been true, if Brandon was a different kind of person. But fortunately for me, he is who he is. So, I had no choice but to crack open the books. And for that, I'll aways be grateful, because I've been able to maintain my academic eligibility without any help from anyone but myself. And for those of you who don't think I have the God-given intelligence to go to school here... I just have to say, no matter what you think your political agenda is... you're nothing but a racist.

Brandon Walsh: So do you want to go inside?
Andrea Zuckerman: Thought you would never ask.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Child of the Night (#8.10)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: [Julie is badly beaten] What happened?
Julie: Riggs said he had a present for me. Special guy on my birthday. A guy who would beat the hell out of me.
Kelly Taylor: Julie, everything will be alright, the ambulance is on its way.
Julie: I have a brother too back in Colorado who won't even talk to me. I miss him so much.
[Cries on Erika's shoulder]

Brandon Walsh: [after Julie gives back the pocket watch from Dylan] It's ok, I'm sure he would have wanted you to have it.
Erica Steele: Thank you.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: She Came in Through the Bathroom Window (#3.26)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Oh Ginger!
[Dylan pops up above him around the bathroom door]
Dylan McKay: Oh Tina!
[Steve pops his head in above Dylan]
Steve Sanders: Oh Adrienne!
Brandon Walsh, Dylan McKay, Steve Sanders: [Look at each other and enter the men's bathroom] Oh Marla!

Dylan McKay, Brandon Walsh: [Car engine roars and Dylan and Brandon look at Steve] Where are your keys?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Windstruck (#4.14)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Steve, I love you man, but if you were any dumber you'd require fertilizer.

Dylan McKay: The happy wanderer returns! So how was Emily Valentine?
Brandon Walsh: She's good.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Who's Zoomin' Who? (#5.7)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: I don't get it, Dad. I thought you stopped handling Dylan's finances a long time ago.
Jim Walsh: I did, but until Dylan completes the paperwork, I still have to sign off any transaction involving his house.
Cindy Walsh: So, if this is just a formality, why don't you just sign the piece of paper and let us get on the road?
Jim Walsh: Because it's bugging me. I mean, with all of his assets... why would Dylan take an equity line on his own house?
Brandon Walsh: Maybe because he's spending his money like there's no tomorrow.
Cindy Walsh: Is he still bitter about you and Kelly?
Brandon Walsh: [nods] It wouldn't surprise me. But I hear that he's with a different girl pretty much every night.
Jim Walsh: Still... this doesn't make any sense. I mean, you don't want to take a mortgage on your own home unless you really have to.
[Valerie, looking a little wary through all this, finally takes a breath to speak]
Valerie Malone: [firm tone] Then obviously he has to! Why are you all so blind? Dylan's so desperate for money that he's willing to mortgage his own house to finance this Peach Pit expansion.
Brandon Walsh: Valerie, Dylan's a millionaire.
Valerie Malone: No, he's not. Not anymore.
Brandon Walsh: How do you know?
Valerie Malone: I just know. The truth is... Dylan's broke.

[after Valerie has told the Walshes a fairly innacurate story about Dylan being broke]
Cindy Walsh: No! I'm sorry, but I will not belive it no matter how it looks. That little girl who idolized Dylan and loved him like a brother was NOT a con artist!
Jim Walsh: Well, maybe not Erica... but I wouldn't put the thought past her mother.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, me neither.
Jim Walsh: Do you all remember several months ago when I found over 20 grand in Suzanne's Iowa bank account... after she told Dylan that she was broke?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I remember that. Suzanne said that money was from some property insurance settlement that she just received a day or two before you found it, it's just that she... forgot to mention it.
Jim Walsh: [scoffs] Yeah, right. And Dylan bought that story, hook, line and sinker... with the shy and innocent Erica as the bait.
Cindy Walsh: I still can't belive it. Those nice people, Kevin and Suzanne, or whatever their real names were... they really were con artists plotting to steal all of Dylan's inheritence money from the very beginning. And it looks like they succeeded.
Jim Walsh: I feel just awful about this. And to think that we came this close to putting our own money in the deal.
Brandon Walsh: Well, that certainly explains most everything... the way Dylan's been acting, why he's drinking again, being all grumpy and secretive.
Jim Walsh: I have to make some phone calls now. I got to talk to the bank and get in touch with Nat to inform him about this.
Cindy Walsh: Should I call the hotel in Palm Springs to let them know that we may be a few hours late checking in?
Jim Walsh: I don't think this is the right time to be leaving town for a vacation right now.
Brandon Walsh: [quietly to Valerie] Great timing, Valerie.
Valerie Malone: I'm sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything. I just felt like I had to.
Brandon Walsh: Does anyone else know about this?
Valerie Malone: No, I don't think so.
Jim Walsh: [suddenly suspicious and angry] Just a minute. You knew about this because Dylan told you that he was broke? What the hell were you doing talking to Dylan in the first place? I explicitly told you to stay away from him!
Cindy Walsh: Jim, calm down.
Jim Walsh: No! What else have you not been telling us, Valerie?
Valerie Malone: I only found out by accident. It learned about it three weeks ago on the opening night of the Peach Pit After Dark. Remember that night, Brandon? I was helping Nat with some of the drinks and party food when I went into the kitchen and found Dylan there. He was drunk... and crying. He mumbled something about being penniless and that's where he told me the story. He was alone and just needed someone to talk to and I happened to be there, that's all.
Jim Walsh: [dubious] That's all?
Valerie Malone: Well... he also tried to kiss me, but I told him that I wasn't that kind of girl. Please don't tell him that I told you. I don't think he even remembers it.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Senior Week (#7.30)" (1997)
Kelly Taylor: We're not going to have a family because I can't give you one. The doctor told me I probably can't have children.
Brandon Walsh: Kel, this doesn't change anything.
Kelly Taylor: Wish I could believe you. Brandon, you were so excited about having kids. You love kids. How can you love someone that can't give you what you want?
Brandon Walsh: Because I love you!
[He takes her in his arms and kisses her]

Brandon Walsh: We're graduating from school bro, not each other.
Steve Sanders: That means I'm stuck with your face!
Brandon Walsh: The feeling's entirely mutual!
[Both laugh]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Hello Life, Goodbye Beverly Hills (#5.30)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: [proposing to Kelly] It's no trip around the world, but I think we could take quite a journey together.

Cindy Walsh: [after hearing the company is giving Jim a huge promotion] Jim that's great!
Jim Walsh: There is a catch!
Brandon Walsh: Move back to Minnesota?
Jim Walsh: Not Minnesota... Hong Kong!
[Cindy and Brandon look bewildered]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Judgement Day (#7.12)" (1996)
Steve Sanders: No one can humiliate Steve Sanders more than he can humiliate himself because...
Steve Sanders, Brandon Walsh: Steve Sanders has no shame!

Brandon Walsh: [to Tracy about his upcoming hearing with the board] The guy has no case and it will be over in ten minutes. Can we please talk about something else?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Hazardous to Your Health (#5.18)" (1995)
Kelly Taylor: [after Valerie explains that she's traveling to Buffalo to visit her friend; scoffs] Never a dull moment.
Brandon Walsh: [to Jim] Do you want me to go upstairs and see what's really going on, Dad?
Jim Walsh: No, because I really don't care anymore.
Cindy Walsh: Well, I still do. Why would Valerie lie?
Jim Walsh: Because she has no shame.
Kelly Taylor: [to the Walshs] I told you so.

Kelly Taylor: Finley hired me as his research assistant.
Brandon Walsh: Great.
Kelly Taylor: I consider it a miracle after that meeting you had with him today.
Brandon Walsh: You heard about that already, huh?
Kelly Taylor: Everybody has. What were you thinking?
Brandon Walsh: What was "I" thinking? Kelly, I got ambushed. As soon as he heard that I spoke with Dean Whitmore, the guy went crazy.
Kelly Taylor: And why would he do that?
Brandon Walsh: I don't know. Because he's paranoid?
Kelly Taylor: Well, I would be paranoid too. You all stabbed him in the back!
Brandon Walsh: Wait a minute. Now I'm a member of "you all"?
Kelly Taylor: Brandon you are as much of the C.U. establishment as any other extern.
Brandon Walsh: Extern? What is that? Nowadays, I can't understand what you're saying anymore. "Extern", "you all", "you people"? Is that more Finley-speak?
Kelly Taylor: Yeah, it's his word for those who don't have a clue to his teachings. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a few phone calls to make.
Brandon Walsh: Hold on a second. You wanted me to talk to the dean in the first place. You've got to start take some responsibility here.
Kelly Taylor: Brandon, I am taking responsibility. For the first time since the fire, thanks to Finley, I am feeling more strong and clear and unafraid. You just don't get it.
Brandon Walsh: That you would listen to the radical ramblings of an egotistical, paranoid, psych professor who thinks he's the new messiah to bring on a "new evolution" for this world with his self-serving ways? You're right, Kelly. I don't get it!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: P.S. I Love You: Part 2 (#5.32)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: Do you have any idea what would have happened to me if I had tested positive for use? Do you?
Valerie Malone: Brandon, I'm really sorry you got busted. But nothing bad happened. Everything turned out okay, right?
Brandon Walsh: [chuckles ruefully] No. I promised my parents that I wouldn't do anything stupid after they left, and everything I've done from that point forward has been a monument to idiocy.
Valerie Malone: Well... not everything.
Brandon Walsh: Don't start with me, Val. I'm supposed to be looking out for you too.
Valerie Malone: Well, I don't need anybody looking out for me, including you!
Brandon Walsh: Good. Your car's right out front. Have a safe drive. I'm going to find my own way home.

Brandon Walsh: [On a bus together back to LA] How did we end up like this?
Dylan McKay: I have no idea Bran!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Perfectly Perfect (#3.24)" (1993)
Kelly Taylor: Where's Steve?
Brandon Walsh: He got the girl behind door number three! Happy Birthday sweetie.
[kisses her, she looks crushed]

Brandon Walsh: Jordan, will you do me a favor; tell your friend here not everyone of our life experiences has to wind up in her newspaper.
Andrea Zuckerman: Huh!
[gives a sly smile]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fire and Ice (#2.19)" (1992)
Tricia Kinney: I'll always remember you as the guy who gave me my first burrito.
Brandon Walsh: And I'll always remember you as the girl who got me to dance.

Brandon Walsh: Here is one person you didn't meet yet. Andrea, this is Tricia Kinney.
Andrea Zuckerman: I know who she is! I admire your work.
Brandon Walsh: You know figure skating?
Andrea Zuckerman: I wanted to be a skater when I was younger but my center of gravity kept shifting on me!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Blind Spot (#4.26)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: Wardrobe? What wardrobe?
Kelly Taylor: Well you get to pick it.
Brandon Walsh: [Takes her arm as she walks away] What kind of wardrobe Kelly?
Kelly Taylor: Boxer shorts.
[She smiles. Steve and Dylan laugh and Brandon turns red]

D'Shawn Hardell: [to Mike Ryan] He can't got to his left!
Brandon Walsh: Thanks man!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Somewhere in the World It's Christmas (#4.15)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Sure beats the first Christmas out here in California.
Cindy Walsh: What are you talking about? The first Christmas here was lovely.
Brandon Walsh: Talk about a selective memory!
Brenda Walsh: Really, mom have you completely forgotten what happened that year? We were in the middle of a heat wave and a drought, Brandon and Dad brought home that sick tree and you were incredibly homesick.

Brandon Walsh: [about whether or not the plane will crash] I'm just not ready to check out just yet!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Bleeding Hearts (#6.21)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: [At the Walsh house and learning that Clare signed the pledge] Can I get in on the action?
Susan Keats: Me too! Sounds like a sure thing!

Brandon Walsh: [Brandon and Susan kissing in her office and flowers from Jonathan arrive] Don't suppose I have to ask who those came from?
Susan Keats: [Rubs her forehead in embarrassment] No.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Everything's Coming Up Roses (#6.4)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: [to Susan] Leslie Sumner's is an old friend; I thought maybe I'd check it out.

Brandon Walsh: "Sensitive, gentle, caring"? Ever hear of truth in advertising?
Steve Sanders: Well, yeah, but you get more honey with flies.
Brandon Walsh: Can't argue with logic like that!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Friends, Lovers and Children (#8.9)" (1997)
Brandon Walsh: Erika? Is that you? What are you doing?

Noah Hunter: Ever here of Hunter Oil and Chemical?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, they're a fortune 500 Company.
[Noah nods]
Brandon Walsh: You're one of those Hunters?
Noah Hunter: Brandon, I would really appreciate you not telling anyone about this.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah sure man.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: If I Had a Hammer (#7.11)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: [after telling Steve who he ran into] No love loss there!

Brandon Walsh: [At the Condor Café after finding out he is in trouble too] They're charging me with collusion!
Clare Arnold: [Obviously annoyed with Steve] I don't know what to say?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Halloween (#2.13)" (1991)
Dylan McKay: Drift small guy!
Brandon Walsh: Drop dead Ape!

Jim Walsh: Raisins are nature's candy.
Brandon Walsh: I can't believe you just said that! You don't even like raisins!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Speechless (#6.6)" (1995)
[after Brandon learns he has unknowingly given permission for a porn film to be shot at his house]
Brandon Walsh: I can't believe I almost invited Susan here.

Susan Keats: [At her dorm room] Oh, please; Steve cheated on his placement exams and that has been legendary in the Math Department.
Brandon Walsh: Hey, what Steve did was boneheaded but in the end he is still my friend and he will be there which is more than I can say for you.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: My Funny Valentine (#7.19)" (1997)
Abby Malone: [In Brandon's car] Face it Brandon, my daughter doesn't like me!
Brandon Walsh: That's not true.

Brandon Walsh: [about Abby] You're always talking about how manipulative, calculating and tough your mother is; that's how most people see you!
Valerie Malone: [Looks at him shocked] Is that how you see me Brandon?
Brandon Walsh: Sometimes, yes.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Commencement: Part 1 (#3.29)" (1993)
Steve Sanders: Bro! Bro! Mrs. Teasley's actually writing me a letter of recommendation to any college I want to go to! You know what this means? This means I get to go to any college I want to! I'm gonna go to California University with you, man! You the man!
Brandon Walsh: Steve! Steve! You kiss me, I'm gonna slap you.
Steve Sanders: You didn't think that she liked me, did you? She loves me a lot! She loves me because I'm...
[Steve walks off and walks up to a random girl and kisses her]
Steve Sanders: For a year I've wanted to do that to you!

Brandon Walsh: Hey, hey, young David! Feelin' a little burned out, brother?
David Silver: Who me? I love taking six finals in three days.
David Silver: What's my name again?
Brandon Walsh: Just be glad it's not Steve Sanders.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Girls on the Side (#5.28)" (1995)
[about a gathering of state-wide school student body presidents Brandon has to attend]
Brandon Walsh: It had to be in Sacramento.
Steve Sanders: Why?
Brandon Walsh: [can't believing Steve doesn't get it] Sacramento is the capital of California.

Steve Sanders: Yeah but I don't understand why it's not in some big vacation area like Santa Barbara, Carmel, or Lahoya?
Brandon Walsh: Steve it has to be in Sacramento.
Steve Sanders: Why?
Brandon Walsh: Sacramento's the capital of California.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Gift Wrapped (#7.13)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: Aren't you supposed to meet Clare for lunch?
Steve Sanders: Well, yeah. But I don't want to desert you.
Brandon Walsh: [deadpan] Please, desert me.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Right Thing (#8.6)" (1997)
Donna Martin: [In Brandon's car] It's an important story to tell.
Brandon Walsh: Even if it hurts Steve.
Donna Martin: Yeah,
Donna Martin: even if.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Labors of Love (#4.19)" (1994)
Dylan McKay: I just did it because Nat's a friend of mine. And I wanted to keep something going that we all thought was important.
Brandon Walsh: What are you doing taking lessons from me?
Dylan McKay: Who me? Are you kidding? You hang around a Boy Scout long enough, you're gonna learn the handshake.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Pig Is a Boy Is a Dog (#4.23)" (1994)
Dylan McKay: [In the Walsh's driveway] I lent you my girlfriend and you made a move on her!
Steve Sanders: You made a move on Kelly?
Brandon Walsh: Nothing happened.
Dylan McKay: Then you send your little sex freak over looking for a hand out!
Brandon Walsh: Temporary moment of insanity. I wasn't thinking with my head!
Dylan McKay: You weren't thinking at all!
Steve Sanders: Hold on a second, can we back up to the part of the sex freak?
Dylan McKay: You obviously have some kind of problem with me. You wanna hit me; now here's your chance. Come on!
Brandon Walsh: I don't wanna hit you but if you feel like you wanna hit me go ahead!
[Dylan takes a swing and Brandon ducks; Steve gits hit in the nose and falls over]
Steve Sanders: Ouch! Do you know how much a nose costs? I still have two good eyes maybe you each want to gauge those out!
[Shoves Dylan and Brandon off of him]
Brandon Walsh: This is my fault guys!
Dylan McKay: Nothing is your fault until I say it is. It's your fault. I was looking forward to giving you a beating but now I see the beating is going to come from Lucinda!
Brandon Walsh: I know. Look at us she has got us at each other's throats; she has got be loving this.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Divas (#4.27)" (1994)
Dylan McKay: [about Clare] Just say Whoa!
Brandon Walsh: Thought I did!
Dylan McKay: I don't think she heard you!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Scared Very Straight (#4.20)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: [Andrea's parents have shown for the wedding] Does this mean I'm out of a job?
Jesse Vasquez: No way, move over you're the best man!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Double Jeopardy (#5.25)" (1995)
Clare Arnold: You do realize we were just trounced by a housewife?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Chuckie's Back (#2.17)" (1991)
Samantha Sanders: [Enters Steve's room and sees Brandon and Steve] Steven, why didn't you tell me we had company?
Steve Sanders: Brandon's not company.
Brandon Walsh: I heard about the Hartly House Reunion show. Good luck.
Samantha Sanders: Don't Jinx it. Norman says everything looks good. If we can get Charles to agree.
Brandon Walsh: Charles?
Steve Sanders: Chuckie.
Samantha Sanders: Whatever you do gorgeous, don't call him that tonight at dinner.
Steve Sanders: On second thought I think I'll eat at Brandon's.
Samantha Sanders: No your not.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Coming Out, Getting Out, Going Out (#6.24)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: [to Steve and Nat at the Peach Pit] Do you want to be the one to expalin to Susan and Clare why their brilliant plan didn't work?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Next Fifty Years (#2.14)" (1991)
Brandon Walsh: Look, David, we're putting out this issue as a tribute to Scott.
David Silver: Why? So people can glance at it and then throw it in the garbage?
Brandon Walsh: No, so people can get some idea about who he was.
David Silver: [stands up and accidently flips on the radio booth microphone letting off audio feedback] Look, he was a jerk, okay? He was a stupid jerk who blew himself away! That's who he was! You don't know what happened. You left early. You missed out on the fun part when he picked up a loaded gun and twirled it around like he was Wyatt Earp! You weren't there to see him goof up like he always does, shoot himself, and bleed to death all over his mom's Persian rug!
Brandon Walsh: David, the microphone is on.
David Silver: I don't care! No one gave a rat's ass about Scott until he died! And I was the worst one of all! He was my best friend and I dropped him! I pushed him away because he wasn't smart... or cool like you or Kelly or Steve.
Brandon Walsh: David...
David Silver: So they're looking at me. So what? They've been looking at me for days, Brandon! "Oh, poor David, is he going to be okay? I hope he hasn't cracked up yet." I can't even walk through these halls without someone in my face trying to cheer me up like they're my new best friend! Well what about my old best friend? It doesn't matter what you write about Scott in that paper, Brandon. It doesn't matter what you say about someone once they're gone. What matters is how you treat them when they're still here.
David Silver: I guess you can quote me on that.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Mother's Day (#7.29)" (1997)
Kelly Taylor: I'm pregnant!
Brandon Walsh: What?
Kelly Taylor: I took a home pregnancy test and it came out positive.
[Brandon hugs her relieved she wasn't hurt or sick]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Crunch Time (#4.16)" (1994)
D'Shawn Hardell: No, the twin sister. She made me study the whole damn holiday! She said she would whip my lazy butt if I didn't start getting more out of college. She works for minimum wage at a tire plant, understand?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah I do, I got a twin sister myself.
[D'Shawn smiles and both laugh at the thought of their sisters yelling at them]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Leading from the Heart (#2.11)" (1991)
Brenda Walsh: We abandoned Bobby when we left Minnesota.
Brandon Walsh: I got the feeling we abandoned a lot of people.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Meeting Mr. Pony (#2.25)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: Where is my Mr. Pony?
Brenda Walsh: You didn't have a Mr. Pony; you had a Mr. Lion and you lost him and cried for three days straight.
Brandon Walsh: You do have a good memory and if you ever tell anyone that I will kill you!
[laughs and gives her a look]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Camping Trip (#2.7)" (1991)
Brenda Walsh: You lost a shoe!
Brandon Walsh: At least I still have my foot.
Dylan McKay: Two feet.
Brandon Walsh: Two feet.
Dylan McKay: Two arms.
Brandon Walsh: True. Two arms.
Brandon Walsh, Dylan McKay: And a head.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Time Has Come Today (#4.25)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: [to Brenda] You're always going through some stuff and you're always going to extremes. I don't know about everybody else but I'm getting pretty tired of dealing with it!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Life after Death (#5.4)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: [to Kelly] When I first met Josh Richland ithought he was the biggest jerk that I have ever met. I was wrong and I never got a chance to tell him that.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Alone at the Top (#5.22)" (1995)
Brandon Walsh: [to Kelly] The only thing I'm soft on around here is you.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Night to Remember (#3.27)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Andrea's date just pulled a Gina Delmonico!
[Nat laughs]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: With This Ring (#7.20)" (1997)
Tracy Gaylian: [Arguing about the ring] I'm upset because you're cheating on me!
Brandon Walsh: That's not true!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: U4EA (#2.15)" (1991)
Emily Valentine: I like the idea of your books in my locker.
Brandon Walsh: I like the idea of my books in your locker.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Game Is Chicken (#3.17)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: Are you sure that's him?
[She looks as Frank is being put in cuffs]
Andrea Zuckerman: Yeah, that's him. I've never been sure about anything in my life.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: We Interrupt This Program (#7.18)" (1997)
Evan Potter: [to Donna] You're a damn liar!
Brandon Walsh: [to Evan] The police are here! They want to talk to you!
Evan Potter: No! No talking!
Brandon Walsh: [Into the phone] No deal!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Housewarming (#7.6)" (1996)
Valerie Malone: [Valerie walks in after spending a night with Kenny] Hi.
Brandon Walsh: You look awful. Who's the lucky guy?
Valerie Malone: Does it always have to be a guy?
Brandon Walsh: Well, let's see. You come in at seven in the morning looking like you've been up all night... looks like a guy to me.
Valerie Malone: It's Kenny, Brandon.
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I already figured that. Did he leave his wife?
Valerie Malone: Not yet. But he's going to.
Brandon Walsh: And how long has he been telling you that?
Valerie Malone: These things take time.
Brandon Walsh: Haven't you ever watched a daytime soap opera, Val? He's never gonna leave his wife.
Valerie Malone: And what makes you the big expert?
Brandon Walsh: I had an experence in this arena, all right?
Valerie Malone: You with a married woman? When was this?
Brandon Walsh: Three years ago during by freshman year at C.U.
Valerie Malone: Who was she?
Brandon Walsh: She was trouble, just like Kenny. I don't want to talk about it. Do yourself a favor. Go to David's party and meet some nice young guy who, preferably, is not married. End this thing with Kenny before you get into anymore trouble.
Valerie Malone: [sarcastic] Thank you for your advice, Doctor Walsh. I'll take your two aspirn and call you if I need you.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Lost in Las Vegas (#7.10)" (1996)
Morton Muntz: [On the phone with Brandon at the Pit] Brandon, it's Muntz!
Brandon Walsh: [Walsh kitchen] Muntz, what's shaking?
Morton Muntz: Steve left me a message about coming by your place and picking up a term paper?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, he was going to get you to turn in it in form him if he didn't make it back from Las Vegas in time.
Morton Muntz: [Rolling his eyes and shaking his head] I don't know why I can't say no to him!
Brandon Walsh: [Into the phone and giving the know-it-all look] Because its Steve Sanders!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Radio Daze (#4.5)" (1993)
Steve Sanders: This girl is pissed at me. I screwed up so now what am I going to do?
Brandon Walsh: In a situation like this there is only one thing to do!
Steve Sanders: What's that?
Brandon Walsh: Beg!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fade In, Fade Out (#6.17)" (1996)
Susan Keats: [about Nat not wanting to reveal his acting debut] Maybe he's shy?
Brandon Walsh: Nat? Shy?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Pride and Prejudice (#8.7)" (1997)
Noah Hunter: It's not a problem at least for me but I'm hoping you and Kelly had a chance to talk things out.
Brandon Walsh: There's not much to say.
Noah Hunter: I'm telling you as a friend, I think there is.
Brandon Walsh: [Annoyed] You want to be a friend. Stop trying to be such a hero. You saved David, you saved Kelly, lose the cape!
[Noah shakes his head]
Brandon Walsh: Stay out of my business.
Noah Hunter: You're losing it man! You want Kelly to be afraid of everyone start with yourself. It's you she's afraid of now man!
[Walks away and then points to him]
Noah Hunter: You.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Spring Dance (#1.20)" (1991)
Kelly Taylor: Brandon, don't you think we'd make a great couple?
Brandon Walsh: I guess I don't. It's like... I know you too well or something.
Kelly Taylor: What if we were complete strangers?
Brandon Walsh: I'd probably be in love with you.
Kelly Taylor: Can't you fake amnesia or something?
Brandon Walsh: [chuckles] I don't know it just, it... feels like... you're another sister.
Kelly Taylor: That is probably the ugliest thing any guy has ever said to me.
Brandon Walsh: [quietly] I'm sorry.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: I Only Have Eyes for You (#7.27)" (1997)
Kelly Taylor: [In Brandon's room] Brandon you got it!
[Hands her the wand]
Brandon Walsh: I said I would.
Kelly Taylor: This means so much to me!
Brandon Walsh: I think this would too!
[Hands her the letter her father sent to Magic Morton]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Breast Side Up (#6.12)" (1995)
Kelly Taylor: [Walshes Kitchen] Nat says to cook the turkey breast side up.
Valerie Malone: I plan to but David's mother says breast side down. Can't we just shove her in the oven?
Brandon Walsh: I'm sorry do I sense a little tension here?
Valerie Malone: I'm trying Brandon but she actually made David go back to the store because she didn't like the brand of margerine I bought.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Presumption of Innocence (#3.11)" (1992)
Brenda Walsh: You know how you feel about dancing, that's how he feels about the doctor.
Brandon Walsh: [to Dylan who is down the hall] Yo D! How's that cough?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Ashes to Ashes (#2.9)" (1991)
Brandon Walsh: Sherice, where you off too?
Sherice Ashe: Tamale Heaven.
Brandon Walsh: Thought that place was off limits?
Sherice Ashe: Since your article, my dad has rediscovered his roots.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Things to Do on a Rainy Day (#2.26)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: [doorbell rings] What do I do?
Dylan McKay: Answer the door!
Brandon Walsh: Right. What do I say?
Dylan McKay: I hear hello is really popular!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Down and Out of District in Beverly Hills (#2.12)" (1991)
Andrea Zuckerman: How can I call if you aren't home to answer the phone?
Rose Zuckerman: I went out for some refreshments. Maybe Branden would like some.
Brandon Walsh: It's Brandon, Brandon Walsh.
Rose Zuckerman: Excuse me I didn't think it was Brandon Tannenbalm.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Smashed (#6.25)" (1996)
Susan Keats: [In the Walsh kitchen] How about more coffee?
Austin Sanders: [Making a face at Susan] No, I don't want any coffee. I had too much coffee!
Brandon Walsh: [Smiles] I have to go with him on that one!
Austin Sanders: When are we going to hear about my brother?
[the phone rings and Susan and Brandon look at each other. Austin gestures to the phone and Brandon as if to say answer it]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Addicted to Love (#4.21)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: [Lucinda walks by without talking to Brandon or D'Shawn] When you're cold, you're cold!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Strangers in the Night (#4.6)" (1993)
Kelly Taylor: I think you should buy a big old pink Cadillac!
Brandon Walsh: Now that is you!
Dylan McKay: I'll take it under advisement... AS IF!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Change Partners (#4.22)" (1994)
Brandon Walsh: You know, the last time I really danced was with you, almost two years ago, at the Spring Dance.
Kelly Taylor: Ew.
Brandon Walsh: Was it that bad?
Kelly Taylor: [shakes her head] You know what I'm thinking of? When I made a move on you.
Brandon Walsh: I thought I made a move on you.
Kelly Taylor: No, no, no. I made a move on you. What you did was tell me that we could never be a couple because I was like a sister to you.
Brandon Walsh: Oh.
Kelly Taylor: [chuckles] It's gotta be the most awful thing any guy has ever said to me.
Brandon Walsh: OK, I apologize.
Kelly Taylor: That's too late. But you did do one thing good that night: you told me that if we were perfect strangers, you would be in love with me.
Brandon Walsh: [smiles] I did say that, didn't I?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Radar Love (#4.12)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: [after looking at Emily's black turkey] Look on the bright side Em, at least we didn't have to call the fire department.
Emily Valentine: Ha, funny.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Green Room (#1.1)" (1990)
[Scott is working on the computer. Brandon walks into the room]
Brandon Walsh: What is it?
Scott Scanlon: Floorplan.
Brandon Walsh: What for?
Scott Scanlon: The perfect dance club.
Brandon Walsh: I see you've done your homework, man.
Scott Scanlon: Looks are deceiving. I've never set foot inside a club. Every time I try, I get carded.
Brandon Walsh: So how'd you design it?
Scott Scanlon: I used my imagination instead of my experience.
Jock #1: Oh, how sweet. How touching. A little dork with big dreams.
Jock #2: But no experience.
Scott Scanlon: At least I'm not the missing link.
Jock #2: What did you say?
[lifts Scott out of his chair]
Brandon Walsh: Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy, guy!
Jock #1: Where is that erase command anyway, huh?
Dylan McKay: Touch that board, my friend!... Please. Touch it.
[Jocks let go of Scott]
Dylan McKay: You know, the tragedy of this country is that creeps like you two end up running it.
Jock #1: Yeah, and losers like you end up...
Dylan McKay: Let me tell you something, just so you know in advance. I'm not in a good mood today. In fact, I'm feeling a little hostile.
Jock #1: [sarcastically] Whoa.
[Jocks leave the room]
Dylan McKay: [looks at computer screen] You're doing a good job, kid. Keep up the good work!
Brandon Walsh: Your friend's pretty cool.
Scott Scanlon: I've never seen the guy in my life!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Real McCoy (#5.29)" (1995)
Alex Diaz: [At the last Student Government meeting] Janice and I wanted to do something to commerrate the Brandon years.
Brandon Walsh: The Brandon years?
[shocked and confused]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: You Gotta Have Heart (#5.20)" (1995)
Nat Bussichio: Things a little rocky with you and Kelly?
Brandon Walsh: Everything's gotten weird ever since she signed up with Professor Finley and his so-called 'Institute for the New Evolution'.
Nat Bussichio: Ugh! I hate that cult stuff!
Brandon Walsh: It's not a cult, Nat. It's just a renegade psych teacher without a college.
Nat Bussichio: [sarcastic] Oh, that's a relief.
Brandon Walsh: Now that you mention it, it just might as well be a cult the way he keeps trying to change her personality and all the dozen or more ex-students from C.U. into his followers.
Nat Bussichio: Don't let that happen. I've seen how it breaks up family and friends. It's not very pretty. You remember Susie French? The 40-year-old artist with the buzz haircut that used to work here years ago when you first started working at the Peach Pit?
Brandon Walsh: Yeah, she was in a cult?
Nat Bussichio: Her younger sister. Back in the mid 1970s, Susie's sister graduated from high school lonely and lost, unsure of what to do with her life and she went looking for her place in this world. She drifted to San Francisco where she fell in with a radical group preaching about a "new evolution" for the world. She eventually moved down to South America with her group to join some commune. Next thing you know, she's drinking poisoned Kool-Aid with Jim Jones and his crew.
Brandon Walsh: No kidding?
Nat Bussichio: No kidding. Brando, it was a nightmare. Susie, her parents... the whole family never recovered from the shock.
Brandon Walsh: Well, I don't think Kelly is into anything like that.
Nat Bussichio: [scoffs] Yeah, that's exactly what Susie used to say about her sister.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: It's Only a Test (#1.17)" (1991)
Jim Walsh: [about Brenda's impending lumpectomy] It's probably noting. It could just be an ingrown hair.
Brenda Walsh: An ingrown hair? On my left breast? That's exactly the kind of response that I'd expect from Brandon.
Brandon Walsh: Response about what?
Brenda Walsh: Nothing.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: A Mate for Life (#7.3)" (1996)
Steve Sanders: And there she goes. Go figure.
Brandon Walsh: My advice, give her 25 years.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Kindness of Strangers (#3.15)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: Andrea, stop drooling. We eat at 6; come over whenever you like.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Necessity Is a Mother (#2.10)" (1991)
Andrea Zuckerman: Is she really that bad?
Brenda Walsh: Yes!
Brandon Walsh: No!
Brenda Walsh: Oh come on Brandon! She is a total space case.
Brandon Walsh: So, she is a little out there!
Brenda Walsh: Do you know where she took our mother today? A mind gym.
Brandon Walsh: [Andrea gives a look trying to hide a smile] A mind gym?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Up in Flames (#5.13)" (1994)
Andrea Zuckerman: [Watching him get ready for his brief meeting with Emily Valentine] I think you got a hair out of place over there!
Andrea Zuckerman, Brandon Walsh: AH!
[Both point their fingers at each other and smile]
Andrea Zuckerman: So all this nervous energy you have is because you're seeing Emily tonight?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Ready or Not (#8.15)" (1998)
Brandon Walsh: What's up Doc?
Dr. Gary Monahan: This isn't what it looks like.
[Knowing Brandon might have caught him]
Audrey Cutler: Your contract with the Wyatt Foundation has been terminated, you're fired!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: P.S. I Love You: Part 1 (#5.31)" (1995)
Jim Walsh: Speaking of people doing stupid things; would you mind keeping an eye on Valerie and the incense burning?
Brandon Walsh: Sure.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: You Say It's Your Birthday: Part 1 (#6.31)" (1996)
Brandon Walsh: [Walsh house listening to Jonesy's message] Sorry, I heard Jonesy's voice and had to hear the Pearls of Wisdom.
Valerie Malone: Did you know Dylan was in London?
Brandon Walsh: News to me. Brenda didn't say anything.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Unnecessary Roughness (#7.16)" (1997)
Tracy Gaylian: [At her parent's ranch and sees her ex's truck] Damn!
Brandon Walsh: Problem?
Tracy Gaylian: Nothing that I can't handle!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Song of Myself (#3.7)" (1992)
Brandon Walsh: What are you going do to chain me to my computer terminal?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Nancy's Choice (#6.19)" (1996)
Steve Sanders: Elle has a peeky!
Clare Arnold: You guys must think I'm really stupid!
Brandon Walsh: Clare, Elle is a transvestite!
[Clare walks away disgusted not believing them]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Aloha Beverly Hills: Part 1 (#8.1)" (1997)
[first lines]
Brandon Walsh: [voice-over] Someone once said that the two scariest days in a young person's life are his first day of school and his last. This was graduation, our last day of school. And as happy as we were, we were also scared as hell. After being together through eight long years of high school and college, we were all about to take a giant step into the great unknown called "life". Our goal after all these years was to try to stick together, but we all knew that it wasn't going to be easy. After finally losing her virginity with David on graduation day, Donna confessed to her priest about what she did, but still hadn't told her mother... which made David furious over keeping their sexual relationship a secret. Making love, for Donna, was not exactly guilt-free. Valerie was swindeled out of every penny she had and thought a change of hairstyle and a change of attitude would change her luck. It didn't. After five different jobs in less than two months, Valerie discovered that nine to five work was not her long suit. With Clare gone for good to join her father now living in Paris, Steve had a hard time saying goodbye to college life, and got a job as the alumni advisor to his former CU fraternity, KEG. The salary for this honor? One dollar a year. Now, summer is over and Kelly and I are settling in at my parents former home and to the realties of living together. There is, we have both discovered, a little difference between loving someone and actually living with them. Luckly for us, we're both so in touch with each other's feelings.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Fame Is Where You Find It (#1.15)" (1991)
Brandon Walsh: Is the service that slow?
Andrea Zuckerman: No, it's that entertaining!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Greek to Me (#4.4)" (1993)
John Sears: Walsh, Don't forget you're a Freshman!
[after Brandon's team beats Sears in a friendly game of football]
Brandon Walsh: So long as you don't forget that a Freshman just kicked your butt!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Commencement: Part 2 (#3.30)" (1993)
Steve Sanders: Now here is your host David Silver!
[David comes out]
David Silver: Steve, could you come here for a minute please?
[Steve grudgingly comes over]
David Silver: Now someone found something and they think it might belong to you.
[He pulls out a fake key]
David Silver: Ah, a legacy key, they say it unlocks all the doors to the boys bathrooms.
[camera shows Mrs. Teasley laughing]
Brandon Walsh: Aren't you late for detention Steve?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Girl from New York City (#4.2)" (1993)
Dylan McKay: Don't sweat it, you'll be starting school in a few weeks and I hear rumors... there are girls.
Celeste Lundy: Don't tell Steve that!
Steve Sanders: You have nothing to worry about.
[cuddles her]
Dylan McKay: He's a liar!
Brandon Walsh: He's lying!
Dylan McKay: He's lying!
Brandon Walsh: I already said that!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Shooting Star/American in Paris (#3.5)" (1992)
Brooke Alexander: What did he say?
Andrea Zuckerman: Bathroom.
Brandon Walsh: [Brooke and Brandon] Give the kid a break, he is deaf not incompetent!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Slumber Party (#1.12)" (1991)
Brandon Walsh: Your having a slumber party? I thought you gave those up in junior high.
Brenda Walsh: It is not a slumber party. It's an evening of female bonding, right Mom?
Cindy Walsh: Sounds good to me.
[Jim enters]
Jim Walsh: Hi, honey. Can you fix me a mug to go?
Cindy Walsh: You're setting a good example.
Jim Walsh: Sorry, but I have a staff meeting at the office in about five minutes.
Brenda Walsh: Don't forget about tonight. You're going to stay upstairs, right?
Jim Walsh: Oh yeah, right, the slumber party. Didn't you give those things up in junior high?

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Little Fish (#4.3)" (1993)
Brandon Walsh: How did you get here?
[Brenda has awakened him and he is surprised to see her]
Brenda Walsh: I walked. Now can you please get your stuff out of my room.
Jim Walsh: [Jim and Cindy enter his room] Brenda?
Brenda Walsh: Hi!
[Still sitting at the foot of Brandon's bed]
Jim Walsh: What are you doing here?
Cindy Walsh: Your supposed to be in school!
Jim Walsh: In Minnesota!
Brenda Walsh: [Looking nervously at her parents] I dropped out.

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Budget Cuts (#9.2)" (1998)
Brandon Walsh: [to Kelly] I hate it and it won't be me!

"Beverly Hills, 90210: Violated (#6.7)" (1995)
Valerie Malone: Get your tape recorder out. I'm talking. I don't care if anyone believes me or not.
Brandon Walsh: I got a feeling they will believe you.
Valerie Malone: Why's that?
Susan Keats: We have been on the phone all night doing some digging.
Brandon Walsh: Around 1 am and a whole lot of people came out of the woodwork.
Susan Keats: [Valerie looks confused] Come see for yourself.
Susan Keats: [They enter the conference room] Everybody this is Valerie Malone. She's the one who got the ball rolling.
[Stares at a group of Prof. Haywards former female students]

"Beverly Hills, 90210: The Party Fish (#2.2)" (1991)
Jim Walsh: What's with you?
Brandon Walsh: Job burnout.
Jim Walsh: After one week?
Brandon Walsh: It's the toughest job I've ever had, Dad.
Jim Walsh: Spending all day at the beach doesn't sound all that difficult.
Brandon Walsh: But you have no idea what my day is like, being a cabanna boy. I'm the first one there in the morning. I'm practically the last one to leave at night. And I'm so busy all day that the only way I know that I'm at the beach is because my shoes are full of sand.
Jim Walsh: Well, there's no free lunch, Brandon. You get what you pay for in this world.
Brandon Walsh: Ah, but you see, if you were to pay for... oh, let's say half of what the car I'm planning to buy costs, I could quit and actually pretend that it's summer.
Jim Walsh: Have a nice day, Brandon.