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Mrs. Alice Richards (Character)
from "Fawlty Towers" (1975)
Mrs. Richards: Now listen to me: I booked a room with a bath. When I book a room with a bath, I expect to get a bath.
Basil Fawlty: [indicating] You've got a bath!
Mrs. Richards: I am not paying seven pounds, twenty pence per night, plus V.A.T., for a room without a bath.
Basil Fawlty: [opening the bathroom door] There is your bath!
Mrs. Richards: [looking at it] You call that a bath? It's not big enough to drown a mouse. It's disgraceful.
Basil Fawlty: I wish you were a mouse.
Mrs. Richards: And another thing. I asked for a room with a view.
Basil Fawlty: [to Manuel then back to Mrs. Richard] Deaf, mad AND blind. Uh, this is the view as far as I can remember, madam. Yes. Yes, this is it.
Mrs. Richards: When I pay for a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
Basil Fawlty: [going to window, indicating] Well, that is Torquay, ma'am.
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