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Quotes for
Richard 'Ditch' Brodie (Character)
from Terminal Velocity (1994)

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Terminal Velocity (1994)
Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful, I might just have to marry you.

Chris Morrow: I'd be stupid to trust my life to a walking penis.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: I'm much more than a walking penis, I'm a flying penis!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: [Trying to speak Russian] The buses here don't work. I am an asshole.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Let's just say she did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for Rocks.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: For someone I've never slept with you sure fucked me pretty good.

Richard 'Ditch' Brodie: Oh, god... no... dead people... agh.

Chris Morrow: Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Excuse me?
Chris Morrow: KGB, for short.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Oh, come on! It's the KG-used-to-B!

Chris Morrow: Shoot!
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken!
Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What's Russian for 'ass'?
Chris Morrow: Schzopa.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Well, stop blowing smoke up my schzopa.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Don't worry, I brought my Coffeetron Dick Defender.

Chris Morrow: [after gulping tequila from the bottle] What was that?
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: You swallowed the worm.
Chris Morrow: Well, I was trained to swallow all sorts of things.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Careful. I may just have to marry you.

Richard "Ditch" Brodie: What are these markings?
Sam: They're Cyrillic.
Richard "Ditch" Brodie: From Syria?