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: Now, anyone who would like to disagree with me, would you please raise your right hand.
: If you've got one.
: First prize is a chance to live, second prize... you really don't want to hear what the second prize is.
: I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps...
[gestures at the body
: we appear to have an opening!
: I have removed all the heads of state...
[Dumps out sack full of decapitated remains
: ...I really want to be in charge!
: ...that's not funny
[he suddenly decapites his opponent
: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! Now, that's funny!
: [Licks knife, uses it to smash a statute, then screams threatening
] AAAAHHHHH! Robbins
: [Hurls knife into 'Ralph's' chest, killing him instantly. The mob is shocked into silence for several seconds
: That's extraordinary. It's not EXACTLY what we had in mind, but...
: Extraordinary! Marek
: I could use a man like you! A position on my staff, perhaps?
[gestures at Ralph's body
: we appear to have an opening! Think about it! Your own room, full run of the place, free meals: anyone you can catch, kill and eat! Robbins
] How's your health plan? Marek
: Eh, well it's not really necessary, is it? I mean the average life-expectancy around here is, what? Six months?
[leans in to Robbins' face
: I've been here seven years.
: Isn't this wonderful? Two hundred deluxe rooms, heated outdoor pool, and a staff of caring professionals.
: I'm sorry, I'm being rude! My name is Walter Marek, I'm your resident director. Welcome to vacation paradise! Robbins
: I hope you take plastic. Marek
: We most certainly do! We elicit all forms of payment here. Now, I've taken the liberty of scheduling a stimulating variety of activities for you here. Robbins
] Shuffleboard? Marek
: Water sports!
[shoves Robbins over the edge into a net
: Now because our activites are so rigoruous, we're very selective about our clientele. So... just to get that ol' heart pumping, we thought: five minutes in the pool with Ralph!
[gestures to huge, menacing thug
: Our director of aquatic activities!