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Tristram Shandy (Character)
from Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005)

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Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story (2005)
Tristram Shandy: That is a child actor, pretending to be me. I'll be able to play myself later. I think I could probably get away with being eighteen, nineteen. Until then, I'll be played by a series of child actors. This was the best of a bad bunch.

Walter Shandy: Tristram? My son has been cursed from the moment of his conception.

Walter Shandy: My son is not yet born, and I am already exhausted.